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Romney (pulls off mask): I'm your Grandma, Barry! #debates over.
Gunfight At The I'm OK, You're OK Corral. #worstwesternsever
Finally, A Dessert That Finishes You. #BKBaconSundaeSlogans
Only $1.99 + Tax & Dignity. #BKBaconSundaeSlogans
Because Your Pants Should Be As Tight As The Cage Of The Pig That's In Your Dessert. #BKBaconSundaeSlogans
Whenever I lose a follower, I picture a sad, sad clown clicking 'unfollow' under great duress, on a rainy day right before his/her suicide.
We Just Won Two Different Races To The Bottom. #BKBaconSundaeSlogans
Hey Twitter: I have a son! Neil David Hensley.
Yugo FuckURself #CarsForConservatives
Twitter is God's way of letting everyone here sample the joy of writer's block.
If We Can't Repeal ObamaCare, By God, Let's Overwhelm It. #BKBaconSundaeSlogans
Obama's secret goal for the next #debate is to get Mittens to say "you people" #win
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