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Off to my dads
Ben Sheen just fucking kissed my mum on the cheek
Starting a segment on my twitter featuring my favourite stupid thing Tash has said to me in the day
"I know someone who did accountancy at Bath and then got a job at Rolls Royce because of Welsh Bacc" - Miss Perry
Being stranded on an island is ideal, nothing would stress you or get you down because your life would be as shit as it possibly could be
Just got an unconditional offer from Oxford
Strange when good looking people think they're not and minging people think they can get anyone
Who is yearofthelowrat? Are they a spambot?
Who do you think you are? You're not Jesus, you're a fucking laptop
People laugh at Mussolini's plans to encourage women to have 10+ children, but what else are they fucking good for?