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      Tom Morris @tommorris

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    Instead of debating whether ad-blocking is ethical, maybe we should discuss whether 5Mb of JavaScript to read crappy clickbait is ethical.

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    Browsing the web with Googlebot user-agent string is rather pleasant. People serve you relevant content rather than crapverts.

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    I love JSON. It's giving people opportunities to recreate the dumbest ideas of the XML era but with curly braces instead of angle brackets.

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    The media are persecuting UKIP candidates through a relentless campaign of accurately reporting what they say.

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    How many software developers would it take to change a lightbulb?  http://tommorris.org/posts/8786 

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    Your periodical friendly reminder that open plan offices are terrible in more ways than you can imagine.

     https://tommorris.org/posts/9403 

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    No, I'm not going to download your bullshit app.  http://tommorris.org/posts/8070 

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    The primary problem with JavaScript is that it enables programmers to write software, which is usually a mistake.

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    Thinking about sending a pull request to Apple to replace every mention of how to configure Swift in the docs with how to tailor Swift.

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    When one of the UK ISPs gets hacked for their #IPBill retained web logs, Ashley Madison will look like a church picnic.

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    JavaScript community is where you go to debate performance of promises vs callbacks while also having 14Mb of pointless assets on your page.

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    The Church of England complaining about the "redefinition" of marriage is hilarious. Have they not heard of King Henry VIII?

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    Programmers never design anything good without product guys. Except, oh, the Google search engine, the Internet, Unix/Linux, Vim, git etc.

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    Overpaid guy kicked ball towards other overpaid guy. Go on, arbitrary nation of my birth! Go on!

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    I posted on Reddit's Bitcoin section to say that Bitcoin isn't non-techie-person-ready yet. Response: "sudo apt-get install bitcoin-qt".

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    Tech press reporting that Nike are getting out of "wearables" market. They'll continue to make non-wearable items like trainers & clothes.

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    Enterprise Java devs now look at the front-end asset pipeline build process stuff and think "even the Maven devs didn't do this many drugs".

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      Tom Morris @tommorris

    That moment when you hear that people are writing software in JavaScript for aeronautics sector and you don't want to get on a plane ever.

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