Serious shout-out to ancient peoples in every videogame ever who found a way to keep candles burning for centuries in damp, gusty places.

@triphibian It's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you. pic.twitter.com/CMPTcqg2

RT @aedison: Whenever God closes a door, a fucking raptor opens it again because omg you guys raptors can open doors.

Good read by @desensitisation: http://t.co/oxsTjSQk Been lucky to mostly avoid this nonsense, but ridiculous it happens to anyone at all.

True for games, too. RT @quotes4writers: “A critic can only review the book he's read, not the one the writer wrote.” Mignon McLaughlin

Join up with @vidgames and @charliebarratt as an Associate Editor on @gamer. Info and resume submission here: http://t.co/4nJK4kuW

We're all sad pandas at @keviniswriting's last day. #FF him into his next gig where he ditches games for music. ;_; Pfft! Music biz!

Oh, internet. You have the mass fury and destructive capability of a swarm of locust, but the collective memory of a gnat.

Better than #PAXnap. RT @misterbrilliant: Aww, this is sweet. Gangster nap: http://t.co/FWaaUZw

#Portal2 #YES RT @dennya: Cave Johnson fans will appreciate this: http://t.co/EjODnrO

Ack! 6+ months! O_o RT @jamesurbaniak: Completed recording duties on Venture Brothers Season Five today. January, people. Waiting is fun!

Pretty fantastic. RT @acardwell: Can one truly ever ignore Hitler? Maybe if you wanna play Draw Something with this guy http://t.co/GUSsfK1E

Think we just found where 50 Cent's stolen skull has been hiding all these years. cc: @ahaywa @mitchyd http://t.co/1soORQLp #BloodontheSand

Great story for day otherwise filled w/negativity. RT @beep: Yet another reason Doublefine is just tops in my book. http://t.co/LDSzOkqG

Incredible and kinda brilliant. #MassEffect2 filtered through hipster lenses. http://fyeahhipstereffect.tumblr.com/

100% true. #sob RT @willsmith: True/False: Jurassic Bark is the saddest cartoon episode of all time.

Huge congrats to former OXMer-turned-games-writer @megawatt85 on the release of Far Cry 3 -- her first game with Ubisoft! Go, Meghan, go!

@brianpshea Game of the Year Edition. Or a guy who sings and stuff.

Hilarious Mass Effect hijinks from those jokesters @jam_sponge @disappointment at @oxmuk: http://t.co/QHmvBIP4 (cc: @tigresaa) #hanarmontana

What can happen in 60 seconds on the internet...in handy chart form. http://t.co/GljKhroO (via @typefiend)