Tom Waterhouse is the most Young Liberal looking motherfucker I have ever seen.

OH MY GOD. RT @papapishu: Guys. The new pope is just an Arrested Development palette swap. pic.twitter.com/0Ooe5wwm1a

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ RT @abcnews: A WA man who lost nearly $700,000 to scammers says he was expecting to inherit $26 million  http://bit.ly/YwIdTH 

Where can I get a Leigh Sales twibbon?

Rugby is occurring. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Probably the harshest reality. Sigh. RT @dannolan: Fuck it costs a lot of money to dress like an adult

@runoutoftweets apparently Conroy has moved Brotchie into one of his Top 8 friend slots on his myspace page.

I'm floored. RT @j85royals: Greatest. Hands down. RT @erikmal: Seriously, great picture or GREATEST PICTURE? pic.twitter.com/fh1LSf1tgk

With great sexuality comes great responsibility. #qanda

All my photos will look great anyway because of Instagram filters. Checkmate Nokia.

"We don't understand the Internet"- The Daily Telegraph, emphatically the last few days.

@dannolan we just need the government to put a price on trolling.

Probably a bad move to murder your wife. RT @abcnews Gerard Baden-Clay is said to be devastated

LEAVE THE RBA ALONE RT THIS IF U <3 THE RBA

When did "Missy" become a first name and not just a name for a cat?

I've been reading some Democrats' talking points and I am really concerned about the Millenium Bug @justinbarbour

@jonathonio @ben_hr @tim_cooke #fordband

! RT @haydenfreedom: WOW "@paul_chapman1: @3aw693 reporting Shaun Tait is the Australian cricketer found with $300K cash in his hotel room."

He had a lot of #Ruddmentum RT @ninedorff If that's who I think it is then I can confirm that Kevin Rudd drives like a fucking cunt.

@julesmoxon @bryceroney I'm sure she will do a great job representing me in opposition.