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At the end of every year, I take a hard look at myself in the mirror and ask, "Did I pwn enough n00bs?"
Smoked a cigar last night. Felt very powerful, like a co-owner of Planet Hollywood.
Someone needs to make a ROOM 237 esque documentary about my theories about THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG.
Watching Tom Hanks on Letterman. He's so personable and charming! He's the celebrity I'd be least angry with if he murdered my entire family
Walking around the streets of Midtown always reminds me that my public spitting output is woefully low.
Jesus: "Looks like I died..." (puts on sunglasses) "and came back to life." YEAHHH!! #CSI #Easter
No kids are allowed at this wedding. This bodes well for finally crossing out "pantsless electric slide" from bucket list.
"Hey, that vampire is disco dancing! This is the movie for me." - a dumb guy
A few days ago I did the most dangerous thing I've ever done in my life: ate sushi at a place with a B restaurant grade. #LivinOnTheEdge
I liked George Clooney's words about Sudan as he was being arrested, but it seemed crass to end with,"Buy The Descendants on Blu-ray or DVD"
Man, these #Oscars are really pushing the "watching movies at theaters thing". Better download a torrent to find out what that is. #Oscars
Just ate at a place called "wichcraft". It's a clever name for a sandwich shop, especially one that practices "the dark sandwich arts".
Why doesn't everyone use the people mover in subway station? It's twice as fast as regular walking & you get to enjoy a nice little ride.
TV/film enthusiast. Former seventh grade class president. Also, colorblind. Instagram: tom_silvestro