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Just logged back on... what? @tj caught the crabs and now everyones scratching.
Don't rub up agianst the infected ones no matter how cute.
Don't rub up agianst the infected ones no matter how cute.
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Bus, she gets on, only seat is by him. As she sits, he lets a trippleflutterblast fart then says, look at me lady I'll pretend I did it.
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Kanye West...What a giant douchbag. That guy has an ego the size of Canada.
oh sorry Canada dudes and dudettes. Oh say hi to sween for me.
oh sorry Canada dudes and dudettes. Oh say hi to sween for me.
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I hate weekend driving, all the geezers are going 10mph under the limit in the fast lane. 14yo.. "Dad you're over 60 are you a geezer now?"
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If this fucking day ever ends...I'm going to..
a) get drunk
b) get high
c) get layed
d) get out
e) get down
f) get over
g) all of above
*G*
a) get drunk
b) get high
c) get layed
d) get out
e) get down
f) get over
g) all of above
*G*
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@therealcherilyn My old granny used honey, whisky & cocaine for the sore throat. She was real skinny & talked very fast. Smoked 2 packs/day.
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Some days takillya..taquillia...taquilia...Oh you know..that shit has magical properties. i think its the worm in the bottom. Eat The Worm.
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@xrayedman Memo to all illegal New Mexican snakes & scorpions residing in Texas, please leave now & take all wasps & yellow jackets w/you.
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Wrecked my back doing stupid stuff, now I need stupid stuff (dope) to make me walk right. I think I got it backwards. FML
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