@topnotchtutor's (Sharon ) most faved Tweets...
When does a scrunchy, falling to the floor, become a tarantula? When you've got eye drops in your eyes.
I am SO tired of my gram telling me when SHE used to twitter, it was uphill, both ways, with a 'typewriter'...people just can't let shit go.
The fact that I had an apple & water for breakfast, pales in comparison to the fact that I waited 10 (ten) minutes before going on Twitter.
When I went to the doctor for the physical; instead of giving the ok to drive a taxi, he gave me a referral to a mental health counselor.
The question I'm asked most while tutoring is: "Don't you think I should be allowed to go to that party Friday night?"
I broke down and applied to a local taxi company and got hired. (I thought it would be a great way to tweet at work!)
Ever wrap a string of lights around and around something only to find out that you have to start all over so that you can plug it in?
A man several seats away from me let one rip during a Zumanity performance last night. It wasn't just the soundl it was the feel!
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