When @therealnickbarr favorites my tweets I feel like I've succeeded in life

i refuse to see the hangover 3 because of the giraffe scene

I miss random visits from @justtrynacuddle to eat my food and cuddle with me

remember when @justtrynacuddle made the Furby in my dorm room freak the fuck out when it was dancing to Mercy

Cough you're disgusting cough

i'm so overwhelmed with everything i just want to take a week off and sleep

"Have you ever seen a penis that looked so angry because it was trying to hard to get erect?"

Jessica has eaten herself into a food coma http://t.co/z8Md24Gw

Thankful for @therealnickbarr and his orange juice

Just drove past scores #DariaNation

Purple Pills will forever be my favorite song on my iPod

I'm just going to cross my fingers that Panera loses power again tonight so I don't have to open tomorrow

I will not be late to school tomorrow http://t.co/VKimKtxd

Everything about this song is perfect http://t.co/n1pJTicn

Party party party lets all eat chicken nuggets

Best day http://t.co/WgPufK72

My cat gets so angry when I throw marshmallows at her like wow cry me a river

Idgaf what they do to chickens in the process of making chicken nuggets as long as they still taste good

Scuba Steve

it's 2013 time to stop spending all of your money on raves