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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Are some girls just birds and how do we know which ones

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Hope Adele's new boyfriend is ready to cry to songs about himself.

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Went grocery shopping hungry and now I have to sell my car

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    To all the preteens who think their "awkward stage" will be over in a few years: I have a ZIT that's making my WRINKLE look deeper.

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Best sext I've sent: "I wanna cut off your cock, throw it in a fountain, & wish for more of your cock." 2010. I used to be so much hotter.

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    We have a signal if she wants to be alone with the guy she has over. She tugs her earlobe and says, "I'm gonna have sex with him now."

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Why isn't anyone famous for just being really nice

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    There isn't a burrito in the world I wouldn't get straight-up pornographic with right now.

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    So disrespecting women is pretty much here to stay until we all shift into kill mode, right? Grow some balls; I'm someone's daughter.

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    #WhatBasketballPlayersSay hello teammate let's get the ball in the hoop okay

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    I got 99 problems and one of them is that I compulsively count my problems

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    My Valentine's Day Resolution is sideboob

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    When the recipe says "stir occasionally" that means walk away and sob uncontrollably, right?

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Stop with the "I wonder if there's porn of..." Because yes. Yes there is. Move along.

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    About to watch some more Breaking Bad. My prediction for this episode: Everyone has a bad day.

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Thought I saw Willem Dafoe but it was just a stucco house with an old Buick driven into the living room :(

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Making chicken nuggets because sweatpants

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Guy was staring at me from his car and suddenly sprung a massive nosebleed. Not certain how to interpret this.

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Fuck yeah, slightly-above-average ass day.

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  • touchthesides
      Shelly @touchthesides

    Hey does anyone besides me like doing things? :D ...oh. :(

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