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I just told a joke so heinous that someone blew a rape whistle
I'm stuck in the trunk of a car😬
I just liberated my chin from the oppressive follicles that keep me from realizing my potential as a handsome man.
I didn't expect to fall into a a career that would require so much ass grease but here I am. A stay at home pedicab driver.
Texas isn't even that big it's just hungover and bloated
I'm not the type of guy that posts on facebook looking for validation for hitting the gym at 2am to masturbate in the sauna
I'm too narcissistic for sun light
I just saw a white person getting arrested. He must have really fucked up. This night is getting crazy
I have no intention of entertaining any inhibitions here. Proceed with caution.
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