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Does anyone else think Im too patronizing? (That means I treat you like your stupid)
No grams..you didn't "booty" call me..you "butt" dialed me...big difference.
Don't ask her about the band-aid don't ask her about the band-aid don't ask her about the band-aid.“HEY What happened to your face?” Dammit.
In my house we don't use the "N" word..even the word "vinegar" is off limits.
I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night...
In a zombie apacolypse, I'm gonna remember that mexican people aren't safe to eat..because of diarreha and all...
Cops came around to my house today told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
Of course I keep a diary..Why? To keep secrets from my computer that's why.
I also discourage everyone i know from getting a twitter account because in real life Im a therapist.
For sale: kids bed, brand new, rarely used, has an evil spirit living under it. Make an offer.
Eating Frybread with your favorite girl.
