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  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 min., thought "damn so easily entertained" then realized I watched a dog chase his tail for 10 min.

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  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Did it hurt when you fell out the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down??....

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    TRBLmakerJBSalexmirjxamundsonbaliska2RyansGoochOutsideMetroriverpig12emceej
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    TRBLmakerJBSRyansGoochriverpig12vancitybarbieTheRealRHBVenusRockHobbitlipzter420chuycisneros74
    joshingsternPointBroke________IRONNUMA
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    I dated a midget once...I was nuts over her...

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    WonderMonkey78ShaunRightNowcurlymalloyruslg1
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    How does anything get done at the bubble wrap factory.....??

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    ShaunRightNowbyronblurb
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    If men had periods our commercials would be awesome...

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    steviethekTampaBayMommabaliska2RyansGoochOutsideMetroriverpig12NASTYBOYTATERTheRealRHB
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    BCSkimiBlayne
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Our sex was so good the other night I noticed my gf's toes were curled, then I realized I hadn't blown her up completely...

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    alexmirjCharmingGrumpbaliska2greenleader77green_eyed_dollRyansGoochOutsideMetroriverpig12
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    jeffreyvanclea1mr_no_pants
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    When someone asks me "Are you stupid or something", I always pick "something", cause it could be nachos or a fuzzy kitty...

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    RyansGoochOutsideMetroriverpig12kikdbakbitchkneeeecolahhicannotdecide_VenusRockHobbitTangyToast
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    caleb_hertelRyansGoochOutsideMetroriverpig12kikdbakbitchShaunRightNowicannotdecide_VenusRockHobbit
    FirawesomeKritzwit
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green......

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    TampaBayMommarach_vincenttRyansGoochriverpig12VenusRockHobbitphenabolisverbstMommy_Fab
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    I liked Skrillex back when he was called "AOL Dial-up"...

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    RyansGoochchimpchillacrunchenhancedGregMysticMayordrugsandbonersVenusRockHobbitTangyToastMrNickJC
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    adambation
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    My 5yr old farted by me on the couch. I said,what are you supposed to say? She said, wasn't' me......Fucking awesome..

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    baliska2RyansGoochOutsideMetroriverpig12kikdbakbitchsailormoonie135blazerchickieVenusRockHobbit
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    RyansGoochriverpig12VenusRockHobbitbenittto6Favstar250tiz71bjcopasSocial_Mime
    IRONNUMA
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Dr said if I take my meds you guys will all go away...

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    SunnyNeutrino
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    I had to pee so bad I could taste it, need to work on my aim...

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    riverpig12VenusRockHobbitBaxterbixMrNickJCOneLastStrangerdenaschmuckernato12939crunchenhanced
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    I bet Captain Crunch has wicked abs..

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    OutsideMetroriverpig12__kristengilmagreggoodman77VenusRockHobbit_theigirlTangyToastMrNickJC
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    stacetoned
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Stevie Wonder smiles all the time cause he knows who farted....

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  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Twitter is a hell of a drug...

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  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    When I hear anything to do with Amsterdam, I automatically think.....POT IS LEGAL THERE!!!

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  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Took egg salad to work. Operation Ass Bomb is a go....

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    3sheeter
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Elephant's sex organs are in their feet. They step on you, you're fucked....

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  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    I bet there was one assbag when Lincoln was assassinated that went "SHHHHHHH!!"

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    Doyle_McLain
  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Taylor Swift gave her acceptance speech & "This song is for someone in here, u know who u are" 20 guys shrugged their shoulders...#VMA2013

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Been called the Shock Jock of twitter, but hang around, bet u say wtf??