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    Did it hurt when you fell out the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down??....

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    I dated a midget once...I was nuts over her...

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      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    How does anything get done at the bubble wrap factory.....??

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    If men had periods our commercials would be awesome...

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    Our sex was so good the other night I noticed my gf's toes were curled, then I realized I hadn't blown her up completely...

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    When someone asks me "Are you stupid or something", I always pick "something", cause it could be nachos or a fuzzy kitty...

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    Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green......

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      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    I liked Skrillex back when he was called "AOL Dial-up"...

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      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    My 5yr old farted by me on the couch. I said,what are you supposed to say? She said, wasn't' me......Fucking awesome..

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  • tpurvis06
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    Dr said if I take my meds you guys will all go away...

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    I had to pee so bad I could taste it, need to work on my aim...

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    I bet Captain Crunch has wicked abs..

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    Stevie Wonder smiles all the time cause he knows who farted....

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      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Twitter is a hell of a drug...

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      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    When I hear anything to do with Amsterdam, I automatically think.....POT IS LEGAL THERE!!!

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      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Took egg salad to work. Operation Ass Bomb is a go....

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      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Elephant's sex organs are in their feet. They step on you, you're fucked....

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      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    I bet there was one assbag when Lincoln was assassinated that went "SHHHHHHH!!"

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  • tpurvis06
      TK-8028 @tpurvis06

    Taylor Swift gave her acceptance speech & "This song is for someone in here, u know who u are" 20 guys shrugged their shoulders...#VMA2013

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