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Can we all stop for a moment and think about how insanely specific zoning laws must be in the Sonic the Hedgehog universe
what idiot named it C-SPAN instead of "Ahh! Real Monsters!"
Every time I cross the street I make sure to turn and look at cars like I'm the Sasquatch in that old home video
wait, we already have Walk the Line, and Jobs is coming out soon. I eagerly await the inevitable Bob Hope biopic
The Little Mermaid, a tale about a sea creature who's enamored with junk that humans dumped in her habitat.
Kermit the Frog suffered crippling seizures in front of live audience for decades, but nobody helped. :( http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18q8mm04yummmgif/original.gif …
Painting was only one of Hitler's many failures. He once wrote a cookbook of Chinese recipes, but sales were dismal for "Lo Mein Kampf."
*marty hops out of the delorean, sees a movie theater marquee advertising a Terminator movie* "Doc! It didn't work! It's still 1985!"
When did Twitter officially change from "funny joke site" to "index of humanity's worst properties"
"The New Yorker": As I hurry by the beggar, the smell of garbage wafts over my sandwich.
I love the will-they-won't-they sporemantic tension between Moss and Lichen on Fronds
A.D.I.D.A.S. (all day i dream about sagan)
GREETINGS FELLOW HU-MAN, ISN'T IT STRANGE HOW TEN YEARS AGO, WE HAD STEPHEN CAREERS, ROBERT OPTIMISM, AND JOHN CURRENCY? THOSE MEN HAVE DIED
"What have they got? A lot of sand?" you have a lot of sand too. you live in the ocean what do you think the bottom is made of. idiot crab
Keep honking, I'm in the way
the important question no one is asking about Jurassic World is whether or not guests can buy dinosaur meat-based snacks