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Can we all stop for a moment and think about how insanely specific zoning laws must be in the Sonic the Hedgehog universe
what idiot named it C-SPAN instead of "Ahh! Real Monsters!"
Every time I cross the street I make sure to turn and look at cars like I'm the Sasquatch in that old home video
wait, we already have Walk the Line, and Jobs is coming out soon. I eagerly await the inevitable Bob Hope biopic
The Little Mermaid, a tale about a sea creature who's enamored with junk that humans dumped in her habitat.
Kermit the Frog suffered crippling seizures in front of live audience for decades, but nobody helped. :( http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18q8mm04yummmgif/original.gif …
Painting was only one of Hitler's many failures. He once wrote a cookbook of Chinese recipes, but sales were dismal for "Lo Mein Kampf."
When did Twitter officially change from "funny joke site" to "index of humanity's worst properties"
"The New Yorker": As I hurry by the beggar, the smell of garbage wafts over my sandwich.
I love the will-they-won't-they sporemantic tension between Moss and Lichen on Fronds
A.D.I.D.A.S. (all day i dream about sagan)
GREETINGS FELLOW HU-MAN, ISN'T IT STRANGE HOW TEN YEARS AGO, WE HAD STEPHEN CAREERS, ROBERT OPTIMISM, AND JOHN CURRENCY? THOSE MEN HAVE DIED
"What have they got? A lot of sand?" you have a lot of sand too. you live in the ocean what do you think the bottom is made of. idiot crab
Keep honking, I'm in the way