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Saying nevermind when you’re just too lazy to re-explain the whole story.
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You can totally track my moods via my tumblr. Today is tipsy and horny. Snort.
There's a slow leak in my bucket list.
If your name is a number we can't be friends.
I don't need any 10th grade math flashbacks.
I'm bored. Who wants to start a new religion or something?
I dream about you guys. I swear I'm not psycho tho. Well, not super psycho, anyway.
Go home, country and hip hop music collaborations. You're drunk.
I sometimes suspect I don't make a lasting impression.
Time to separate the girls from the women.
Why did I pick out the cat that drools.
Of course I love you, baby. Just keep RTing my tweets & working that 2nd job so you can afford to fly out here & rub my feet.
My Tupperware lids and lost socks are hanging out, mocking me, I'm sure.
Your pepper spray tastes like a dinner invitation, baby.
Meg Ryan's mailbox is Tom Hanks' head trying to snap her hand. Who buys a mailbox like that?
Getting some D... My vitamin D prescription, you pervs.
Great sex should be rewarded with more great sex.....10 minutes later.
Sarcastic * Procrastinator * Cynical * Drinking buddy to some * Banned from the great state of California * I say bad words *