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      Jackson @tree_bro

    Gift @tree_bro Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    *Cracks Diet Pepsi* Ahh...Refreshing Diet Peppi *Slowly Sips, Then Gulps, The Diet Pappo** Ahh, Diet Parpo. Thank's To The Papor-Colla Corp.

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    I feel like shit and i hate myself <-- CAN ANYBODY RELATE TO THIS??? ANYBODY/??? ON THE INTERNET?????

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    wow what did ppl do before long sleeves and long pants were invented. probly froze or starved. I hate the past :( thats where Hitler is from

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  • tree_bro
      Jackson @tree_bro

    Sir? The intensive porpoises are here. They say you have something for them. Yes, all of them

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    I strive to be like the ant, noble, virtuous, constantly at war with everything in the world around me

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    *staring at a hot dude's bod* Nice abs, queer. You got a cool big ass, u fuckin fag. Fuckin homo, with your strong, gay muscles.

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    Wash My Clothes? just to get them Dirty again???? **attaches forehead to industrial oscillator, flips it on, SMH at 100,000 kHz**

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    Lookin so good, Feelin so sad

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    Dear sir: A concerned citizen has reported you for eating the gross little ass-nib of your banana on 11/2/11. You are sentenced to death.

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    #replacebandnameswithpancakes I killed my neibhor Todd Hollis with an ax and put his body in pig farm. Never caught. This is my confession

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    wait, did you say you study the han dynasty or the handy nasty

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    "God is a ghost who haunts us through death. We merely survive in this Kakfaesque hellscape," I thought as I stood over the bathtub, peeing.

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    OMFG... JUST NOTICED THIS WACK ASS UNIVERSE IS TOTALLY OUTSIDE OF MY BODY> RT IF YOUR DERMIS SEPARATES YOU FROM A COLD, UNFEELING INFINITY

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    Reverse bike theft: find a chained bicycle; slap on a second lock. Stride off into new pedestrian future

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    merry prembus everyborty. or happy hakunamata if your jewish. let us gether round the prembus tree exchange gifts from sunter klaps.

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    Analysis reveals that just one Four Loko contains the equivalent of 3 Four Lokos

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      Jackson @tree_bro

    Do part of your dick genes come from your mom . If so, I reject science entirely

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  • tree_bro
      Jackson @tree_bro

    Wow, so they were looking for the third pig all day? Crazy...anyway, my senior prank was Columbine

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