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Sarah Palin is set to speak in Hong Kong on Thursday. This will be the former governor's first trip to Europe since visiting Maine in April.
I lean forward when I pretend to listen to people. I lean back when I pretend to think about what they just said. That about covers my day.
"You know, actually, my name is not Fabio." He smells like weed. I'm pretty sure he's seen my daughter naked. I'll decide what his name is.
She's changing her major to sculpture because her dream is to die penniless in her father's basement. She explains it better than I do.
It's called a roach clip. Daddy uses it for his art projects. Yes. It does smell funny. Okay, then. Off to bed. There you go. Night night.
What I said: "A ninja speaks through actions and not words."
What I meant: "Just empty the fucking dishwasher already and go to your room."
What I meant: "Just empty the fucking dishwasher already and go to your room."
A man brings a rifle to an Obama protest to remind the politically correct that sometimes "retard" really is the best word.
"How the Hell should I know what it is? It's a freak-ass bug. Just come kill the fucking thing already, Dad!"
So precious at this age.
So precious at this age.
I bought the new Whitney Houston album for the cricket in my garage. I reckon that makes us just about even.
Obama promises to pull out of Afghanistan. Afghanistan knows better but is at that awkward age. And Obama is just so dreamy.
Michael Jackson's death cost Los Angeles 1.4 million dollars. I would have done it for half of that.
A gentleman at a nearby table spoke loudly of the "tainted erection" in Iran. A woman at an even closer table said, "Don't you dare."
Me: "I'll bet Hemingway never cleaned up cat puke."
Her: "Ernest or Margot?"
She is indeed a worthy foe.
Her: "Ernest or Margot?"
She is indeed a worthy foe.
I used 30 gallons of hot water to rinse a peanut butter jar. I enjoy the irony of recycling. Now you know that about me too.
"His name is Pepé. He's a skunk, you idiot." I don't know why I even bother to let my cats watch TV. I have to explain every fucking thing.
I told her there were starving kids in China who would gladly eat her sandwich. She said, "Yeah? Name a few." She gets this from her mother.
Every time you post a Rush Limbaugh joke and lose a follower because of it an angel gets to marry whomever they choose wherever they want.
Dick Cheney was admitted to a local hospital today. He is expected to be held for years without due process. Kidding. Who would do that?
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