Mr. Romney, I’ve just spoken with Big Bird. He said today’s letters are “F” and “U”.

@borowitzreport Teafault #NameTheDefault

If RG3 is a legitimate Heisman candidate, #okstate is a legitimate National Championship contender. #wemadehimlooksilly

#UnansweredHipHopQuestions What substance made R. Kelly believe he could fly?

This is America. Gay marriage and possession of marijuana should be legal. If you disagree, you haven't studied history or the Constitution.

I'm not watching the #GOPdebate, but I must be missing something good because "Libya is in Africa" is trending.

Hey, Oklahoma. Reminder that Mitt Romney thinks America needs fewer firefighters.

"Only a fool would try to deprive working men and women of the right to join the union of their choice." - Dwight D. Eisenhower #wiunion

Here's my column for tomorrow about why Payne County voters should approve high-point alcohol sales on Sundays.  http://www.ocolly.com/opinion/columns/article_07690024-2189-11e2-813a-0019bb30f31a.html …

Someone brought the @ocolly staff some diamonds in muffins. http://t.co/8CziamUF

#okstate has EARNED its way to the big game. Alabama sat on its hands and waited for it to drop in their lap. #NoRematch #OKStateBCS

It's Mozart's birthday. Take a moment to listen to pretty much anything the genius composed.

If your solution is to ban Call of Duty but not AK-47s, maybe just don't open your mouth.

At least one team each season is required to leave the conference and join the SEC. #NewBig12Rules

Portugal. The Man, beer, and neighborhood kids shooting off explosives. #perfect

Newt Gingrich is the comic sans of presidential candidates.

If we're going to protect the sanctity of marriage, we'd better outlaw divorce.

My thoughts on the @oudaily controversy? It's interesting how people react when they read the uncomfortable details journalists must read.

Hey America. Is it more important that rich people get a tax break or that my generation can afford college?

Following the BCS' lead, the country has decided the 2012 Presidential election will be between Barack Obama and John McCain.