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Twitter is comedy karaoke.
Kinda wish my rock bottom wasn't so comfy.
What do you call an attractive woman in the United States? A Canadian tourist.
"Can I ask you something?" = "Shit's about to get real."
People who actually know what the fuck they are talking about are my Kryptonite.
Pretty sure that Jawas are just Ewoks with hoodies.
Jesus would be a jerk on Twitter. Wants a ton of followers but isn't willing to follow anyone back.
Little known fact: Wahlberg is German for "Douchebag."
"What the fuck is this?" - Tony the Tiger, first time he saw Tiger Beat magazine.
If I was a twin, I'd constantly wonder if I was the one that my parents really wanted.
I'm so old that I can remember when A&E occasionally aired things that were artistic and entertaining.
Debunking: The art of pulling your brother out of the top bunk.
Thanks Favstar. I really needed that extra layer between me and the real world.
"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." - someone who doesn't understand how reality works.
Hey Stargate SG1 fans: do they ever explain how all of the worlds they visit speak English? I know it's not a documentary but still...
"I'd tap that!" - Guy nailing the interview at the telegraph office.
Some nights I just sit and try to figure out where it all went wrong. On the other nights I have weed.
If there isn't a gay porn actor named Perry Hotter, I'm disappointed in the human race.
The word "but" is an acronym: B.U.T.
Behold the Underlying Truth
I work for money. I write for fun. My heroes are Batman, Philip Marlowe, Travis McGee, Sherlock Holmes and George Carlin. Ginger Ale is delicious.