"No means no!" - guy translating Italian to English

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a tiger all walk into a bar. ONLY ONE COMES OUT ALIVE, TONIGHT ON FOX...

It's not you, it's your social media behavior.

Ruining my chances of getting to a milestone follower count by telling you how close I am.

@trevso_electric you're the funniest person I don't know.

I died @trevso_electric  https://vine.co/v/bxeiI5hvLKm 

@trevso_electric More like every hand job is ACCEPTED resentfully. Am I right?

@trevso_electric All valid band names - Gyo Gyo Amorama, Aliceinwonderland, St Ferris Gungo, Beevilgary!, Herpes Legend.

@trevso_electric I live for these Vines

@trevso_electric I really hope he sees these one day

@trevso_electric I would give you a hand job and not resent it one bit

I can’t get no / vali-da-tion

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to Michael Kors in the only live once.

Thunder shower warnings on the news tonight how did they know I set up a bench press in my shower

Saw a video where a rapper ate a cake shaped like his own face. Poignant commentary on the deconstruction of self/the deliciousness of cake.

@trevso_electric yo did you delete that oklahoma tweet? i liked it

"I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend."
-1 Corinthians 13

.@prodigalsam did you really take a tweet from @nachosarah and decide to make it shitty?  https://twitter.com/nachosarah/status/191583202723364864 …

@trevso_electric ugh I hope they paid me if they use my boobs for commercial unlike Facebook

"You can never be too rich or too thin" - Someone who doesn't know about 2013 Mick Jagger