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"No means no!" - guy translating Italian to English
A Rabbi, a Priest, and a tiger all walk into a bar. ONLY ONE COMES OUT ALIVE, TONIGHT ON FOX...
It's not you, it's your social media behavior.
Ruining my chances of getting to a milestone follower count by telling you how close I am.
I can’t get no / vali-da-tion
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to Michael Kors in the only live once.
Thunder shower warnings on the news tonight how did they know I set up a bench press in my shower
Saw a video where a rapper ate a cake shaped like his own face. Poignant commentary on the deconstruction of self/the deliciousness of cake.
"I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend."
-1 Corinthians 13
.@prodigalsam did you really take a tweet from @nachosarah and decide to make it shitty? https://twitter.com/nachosarah/status/191583202723364864 …
"You can never be too rich or too thin" - Someone who doesn't know about 2013 Mick Jagger
Jewish, Creator of @dance_blessed, Tyler Perry, Jewish, Contributor to @Molly_Kats 's vagina