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"Florida: Well, Fuck. We Can't Even Justify Our Actions Anymore. But Please Enjoy The Theme Parks. It's All We Have To Smile About."
I hate when I think I hear it raining outside and I have to look up the weather on my iPhone to make sure.
C:Ma'am Do u know y I pulled u over
M:cause I'm black?
C:Ma'am you're in the carpool lane
M: cause my Mannequin is black?
Marriage 75% love
100000% forgiving their stupid ass
Sometimes you're better off leaving people right where you found them....
Mr. Manning you want my Coke?
Manning: *chugs Coke*
See ya around.
Manning: Hey kid, catch.
*jersey intercepted by Seahawks*
Keep calm and make shit awkward as fuck.
It's as if someone peed in your DNA
Odd to see people who believe that finding the right shoes and nail-paint colors is therapeutic take offense to a sexist tweet.
Trying to remember when I heard this in a club but the answer is never since they called them bars at that time.
Stages of twitter
1) join, don't talk to anyone
2) stay for the people you love
3) kamikaze because you finally figure out everyone is crazy
It's absolutely wonderful that there are people who are completely immune to knowledge
You are the only thing that makes no sense and all the sense all at the same time! If that makes any sense...
I wish my days were more interesting..
The door burst open as thousands of cats and tiny SWAT uniforms swarm my basement lair
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