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I dunno how many times you can say 'fuck it' and live but I'm beating the cats.
Cool how the meaning of brave throughout history has evolved from slaying a saber-toothed tiger to posting a selfie without filters.
You can keep tooting your own horn, Little Miss Hot Mess Express, but clearly NO one wants to take that ride✌️
Learn to say no. It's easier than saying "wtf was I thinking when I agreed to do this shit?"
Next time your KiK group sends out a memo to block my account, make sure I'm not on the group list.
This year on Friday the 13th Jason also gets to slaughter unsuspecting coeds enjoying a Happy Pi Day.
Just when you think you've fucking seen it all
Why is it that the person who always wants you to 'explain it for the group', usually the only person who doesn't understand 'it'?
Imagine you're on a date with me.
More vodka and more crying.
A LOT MORE CRYING.
If women's bathrooms had glory holes, we'd just use them to judge each other's pubic hair choices.
Sorry I didn't text you back. I've been crazy busy watching various movies where Nicholas Cage saves his daughter.
What a great drug. I'm looking forward to trying it in higher, potentially lethal doses.
Me: I know, baby. Just call me your sweet temptation.
Her: I think I'll stick with spaghetti boy.
I bet those SAE's threw the best pimps and hoes parties.
I vote for everything to be open later hours just across the board.
Explict Content. Do not follow if under the age of 18. No follow holla's. No 4Sq. Get off my porch.
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