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You can't offend a person who knows who they are. The reality is that people who try and tell you who you aren't, are the joke.
Morning has broken. Somebody fix it.
Relationship status: Tinder keeps setting me up to date cheeseburgers and porn sites.
I forgot to make an appointment with my brain this morning. Hopefully it will finally show up by 7:30 when it really matters.
If I haven't made you hate me yet it's because we don't talk enough.
All of the fucks that were have been retired for the day.
Go to sleep now, stupid.
Isn’t it weird that there are organs inside of you moving around on their own volition?
Please entertain me while my porn is buffering.
I took a "are you Elsa or Anna" quiz while eating semisweet chips & drinking vodka for dinner cause I'm BURNT THE FUCK OUT ON LIFE.
So goddamn tired of not being a sassy, black real housewife of Atlanta.
There's more protein in a serving of pasta than soy milk. You'd never know because MARKETING
I'm sorry I tried to give your camel toe a cookie. It looked hungry.
Suge Knight runs over a man and kills him. This is a Notorious B.I.G. Deal you guys... See what I Diddy there? Nobody? Okay...
It's Oprah Winfrey's Birthday. You get a cake. You get a cake. You get a cake!
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