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I enjoy it when no one's around to read my tweets.
It makes it more intimate for the few of us hopelessly lost ones.
Be careful not to let all your Twitter Crushes find out about each other.
Ha. Joke's on you.
They're all the same person.
An old fat dude
I want to see you smile, and know you mean it.
Five years ago the only people that had non-religious beards were homeless people, inbreds, and crackheads. What the hell happened?
2 hours ago I could barely hold my eyes open, I lay down to go to sleep and I feel like I just hot railed an 8 ball What the fuck brain??
Gonna take a shot in the dark here. Because in an alcoholic and I couldn't afford to pay my last electric bill.
I like other people's fear. Does that make me a sadist? No. That makes you a dentist. The two are easily confused. - Unknown
"I love you. You get me like no one else and never hesitate to let me put my lips and tongue in your hole." I whisper to my bottle of vodka
India, where sex is sold & practiced extensively, but not talked about in terms of education. I think Sex is a new age religion.
Now y'all understand don't ya?
This is why Peter Pan never wanted to grow up.
do people who met on twitter just hang out and tweet together all day or what
In Australia, nah-yeah means yes, yeah-nah means no and nah-nah means banana.
A dude had a picture of his keychain as his OkCupid picture, as if I'm gonna be like, "YEAAAH. BOY HAS A HYUNDAI. LET'S GET IT, GIRL."
The places you visit become part of you.
What I meant to say was "Shut your fucking mouth and don't talk to me ever again!", but it came out as "Good morning"
My cat just fell off my balcony, three stories down, into a bush. And he's ok!!! AND HES OK. I had to tell someone.
I replaced my rape whistle with a slide whistle.
It makes a horrible situation slightly whimsical.
You forgot the part where just because you think someone is unattractive, doesn't make them unlovable or sexy as fuck to someone else.
Explict Content. Do not follow if under the age of 18. No follow holla's. No 4Sq. Get off my porch.