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*puts my hands on your shoulders and looks you in the eyes*
I've never loved anyone the way I love my Twitter account.
I tell my kids all the time the most important thing in life has been being your Mother But if I could of been batman I would of been batman
Sorry, I can't do half hearted...
Nobody wants to see your dumb dick.
Don't worry. I'll figure it out.
All you have to do is put glasses on, and people will think you're a total nerd; they'll never guess you're a serial killer.
Because sometimes the words don't come out right...
First thing in the morning is the best time of the day.
It's the one time when I know I haven't fucked anything up yet.
Explict Content. Do not follow if under the age of 18. No follow holla's. No 4Sq. Get off my porch.
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