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  • iTomFoolery
      SpongeTom-FoolPants @iTomFoolery

    Any woman can be a squirter if you stab them in the right way.

    • 8
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    • 1
    • RETWEET
    rotusbrossum
  • withanewname
      B. Dazzle @withanewname

    [text]

    Wife: You guys having fun at the park?

    Me: *rolls down car window* "Guys, how we doing?"

    Me: 👍

    • 17
    • FAVS
    Black__ElvisUncleDuke1969TheRealRHBawkwardphilippeenvydatropicVirgoSherryTheCrumbDiarytrialfemme
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    TheRealRHBSexySpainNightsenvydatropicTheCrumbDiaryDeanOkayHollyHealsyesterdaygirlyAvatar_unknown_48
  • ericsshadow
      Loco Eric @ericsshadow

    My wife's doctor told her she needs to figure out what's stressing her out and get rid of it. The problem is I have no where else to live.

    • 279
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    Juicedballsjustme_DebbiSassafrantzjewel6465WickedDarkEyeschicnlil1jannable9craneenergy
    • 122
    • RETWEETS
    Juicedballsjustme_DebbiWickedDarkEyesSibsMacdNirmohiBacchaHorribleDancersheilalastnameAIMMadellynne
  • OnlyFastEddie
      Only Fast Eddie @OnlyFastEddie

    The heart has a bad habit of attaching itself to the wrong people.

    • 99
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    simplygpriyaEvieLalalaAnnidaRCNorstackkPittieBethAnAbsurdBirdfalfindshappyromiza_
    • 67
    • RETWEETS
    __mavis_Clareylou69PittieBethfalfindshappycarlykenMomoCFCEliasfarrajathira_sapphire
  • mydmac
      3Dee @mydmac

    Here beginith the lesson, as long as you're not an asshole to others, do what ever the fuck you want on Twitter. Here endeth the lesson.

    • 86
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    ocatzHeidiGolightlybrianbowman73headway10jas_goTheBoydPHeyZeus666redpawn3
    • 39
    • RETWEETS
    echilverswriterbrianbowman73headway10TheBoydPEliasfarrajfillthevacuumkriistol1treydayway
  • rzarosco
      Ryan @rzarosco

    *head boppin*
    "Yeah yeah"
    *takes down hoodie*
    *takes off beats by dres*
    *just starts killing "jumper" by third eye blind on the flute*

    • 35
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    DevinHartwigsiamondaytrialfemmeattsmcjayJabrownies12ImJasonMangtombock14TarynTig
    • 14
    • RETWEETS
    JakeHarper28eric_mathpubesTarynTig_maddieeannnot_nategoodfleekistimence2goldinsnepbek
  • SteveAmiri
      Steve Amiri @SteveAmiri

    Just saw a billion year old man buy a 4K TV. He's gonna watch the fuck outta some Matlock on it.

    • 36
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    JohnMarkowitzStellacoptertrialfemmerita_mayohaterBekiOconeecamkristinToddDilleyTOPLAWDOG
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    Maverick_SkatedevonbyersDeanOkayAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • writerPT
      Ann @writerPT

    Wings dipped in fire will always soar the highest.

    • 62
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    saleprvisoul_occupancesweetg35Two_sneaksM_P_MatthewsTHEPokerWifek8ieokayGmcGirl73
    • 41
    • RETWEETS
    soul_occupancesweetg35M_P_MatthewsGmcGirl73kathybotteasTheBoydPSylvesterPoetrywuyuansheng35
  • envydatropic
      Envy Da Tropic @envydatropic

    Nothing opens your eyes more than when people do unto you as you've done unto them

    • 205
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    Rolltide_mnAyeshaShoukat99mjkspeaksevildadatronpimpsauceeCuddleYourCat1bastardangelAIMMadellynne
    • 144
    • RETWEETS
    Rolltide_mnAyeshaShoukat99mjkspeaksevildadatron1bastardangelAIMMadellynnetangled_troublebluesbill44
    ItsMrWoody2U
  • Tinkerbell_
      Tink, the Duchess @Tinkerbell_

    You are amazing.
    More than that.
    You are magnificent.
    Believe in you.
    In your magnificence.
    Go on, let yourself shine Xx

    • 82
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    VirgoSherrymisterMajorThom_Ms_Moneypenny_jeffrhoodVladaMarshoneybadgerMeltrialfemme_msnemo
    • 28
    • RETWEETS
    VladaMarshoneybadgerMelslyoung5pineappleiheartGenevieve0404catahleyajustinavyoungestneil
  • DeanOkay
      Dean @DeanOkay

    I can go from calm to pissed within 3 unanswered texts

    • 40
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    eatiinnggffacesIsnttSheLoveleethemichaellakeKaitSamssmithwesson1956jennmarie_riceamee_pinkjdforshort
    • 18
    • RETWEETS
    KaitSamsKarisasiraKSimonJBurrows85JokeBloggerMSN2BEjdforshortDanaCarlson18PrithviBRaj
  • DeanOkay
      Dean @DeanOkay

    Hey couples who sit on the same side of a booth, we know the guy is hating it.

    • 28
    • FAVS
    shalaine379jdforshorttrialfemmeiluvbugaboo1978tigerlilysummershann1abs_tellthetaleennykinpa
    • 11
    • RETWEETS
    Bungle_BugsyZachcobb82Cobbjdforshortkaylama54674519abs_tellthetaleAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • Sickayduh
      Eldge @Sickayduh

    TV: "Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex"

    "Why? That's the only organ I don't use"
    *one-eyed hooker high-5s me*

    • 106
    • FAVS
    bradleyemcneillsnakeoilbaronPlacAttackTheKillerEricaObscureTrevorBlack__ElvislitLgrrrlLoganDarger
    • 47
    • RETWEETS
    snakeoilbaronPankajK86ObscureTrevorBlack__ElvisdarrrkstarrrCountMackulahyrummontesReilly_Cyrus
  • silent_musings
      Lee @silent_musings

    Be consistent, love hard, stay faithful to your dreams and be good to those around you. This is what makes makes life worth living.

    • 316
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    Tortilla_NaziJordyn_GreyKostadinLalevTrueTorontoGirlMiyay9NJFreudianjillyblissh_abuya
    • 202
    • RETWEETS
    SortaSarcasticTortilla_NaziKostadinLalevNJFreudianMichael150670WickedDarkEyesxenakix2243JBParias
    Julescoop
  • envydatropic
      Envy Da Tropic @envydatropic

    Your honor, I wrote a 140 character DM & he replied with a kissy emoji. I had no choice but to burn his house down.

    She's free to go!!!

    • 168
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    sweetg35AIMMadellynnebruins4life2014Treestand_tweetMissing_pointJustLikeMikeemzjaxijbees_wingz
    • 83
    • RETWEETS
    AIMMadellynnekspinks4485Missing_pointAmiigatEwans_DadKMADrunnerGrillinChillin9FloFarnsworth
  • DeanOkay
      Dean @DeanOkay

    'whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of my friends'
    *points to phone*

    • 39
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    Mind_fukkLeggiessshalaine379jdforshortMhzzChrissytborges11trialfemmeLBelle1
    • 27
    • RETWEETS
    Mind_fukkLeggiessamee_pinkjdforshorttborges11JokeBloggerEliasfarrajenvydatropic
  • Cpin42
      Viktor Winetrout, Jr @Cpin42

    People always look surprised when you stab them.

    • 154
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    nofacesoBistroLashayPainAnonymoustrialfemmeElleCraibthatcarlygirlDikuan_andrewmoore89
    • 79
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    Condescender_AWErikaBensonTH14DB10KimberlyABettesUncleDuke1969ejthesingerjpuncholoEAVanKleef
  • LaytesAgain
      TheOtherChrisLayton @LaytesAgain

    Adam and Steve sound way more fun, to be honest.

    • 29
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    PsycholysttrialfemmedivinepidemicKThonvoldCelebrityCheziTomFooleryeliwldmnsexyspidergirl
    • 7
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    trialfemmeiTomFooleryhelenasucksHormonellathedailymarkerTheWinoMattAvatar_unknown_48
  • Reverend_Scott
      Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott

    Says here on your resume that you can turn invisible?

    Me: *never showed up to interview*

    You're hired!

    • 213
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    SamuraiBatgirlRabiyaZafartrialfemmeGingerAtLawyerpalmildsauceBamaMan68GregHenchmanUncleDuke1969
    • 116
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    SamuraiBatgirlRabiyaZafarTheMicahtronLauren_NJOh_kc__funky__crimepoziomka6989vahsiN
    joeyz95
  • Haute_MILF
      Haute_TornadoSexualx @Haute_MILF

    I make my own fun. *shits pants.*

    • 11
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    trialfemmeMizzSlaughterladyjazsjunkBoleyngirlyiTomFooleryJadedChainsKinch045rwburnhamiv
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    ladyjazsjunkiTomFooleryJadedChains

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