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Congratulations on your gold medal in the 400 meter hope dash.
Calling someone "out of line" on here is like going to a bar and saying "I'm disappointed to find that people are drinking in here."
Fact: People who sleep while I can't are all selfish inconsiderate bitches and bastards.
I'd try to pull down your walls but I can't reach them from over here safely inside of my walls.
A group of people is called a No Thanks.
A dating app where you're matched by Pornhub search histories.
My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
I unrequited love you too.
Ever have one of those days where you just can't get your boobs comfy?
Debating going to a crafts store but don't own any going to the crafts store clothes so...it's always a funeral because always in black.
Canadians play hockey like the south makes meth.
I 'm fucking crazy... but not RT chick's selfies to my TL fucking crazy. People sometimes creep me the hell out.
Any woman can be a squirter if you stab them in the right way.
Wife: You guys having fun at the park?
Me: *rolls down car window* "Guys, how we doing?"
My wife's doctor told her she needs to figure out what's stressing her out and get rid of it. The problem is I have no where else to live.
The heart has a bad habit of attaching itself to the wrong people.
Here beginith the lesson, as long as you're not an asshole to others, do what ever the fuck you want on Twitter. Here endeth the lesson.
*takes down hoodie*
*takes off beats by dres*
*just starts killing "jumper" by third eye blind on the flute*
Explict Content. Do not follow if under the age of 18. No follow holla's. No 4Sq. Get off my porch.