OMFG HORRIBLE! RT @drewmarlowe: Most animals get funnier when you shave them. Not bears. Bears get even more terrifying. http://t.co/fyAqNYc

Think I might have Pon de Floor by Major Lazer as the first dance at my wedding. I'll be dancing by myself but I don't mind really.

Completely obsessed with this guy's windswept dog, it is the double of a tiny Chewbacca! http://t.co/CLaQ9Wr

Rob's destroyed. The sun's shone right into our bedroom and sizzled his hungover body into dust.

DYINGGGGG RT @timeisntafterus: MAH GERD, WHERT HERV I DERN pic.twitter.com/cpzfgJt1

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Father in law saw Katy Perry on Pinterest. "Is that the girl that's in America?" "Yes, it is!" ...Turns out he thought it was @hellobee.

ALL I do nowadays is eat chips, crochet granny squares, and favourite all of @grudgereinhold's tweets.

Brighouse. say no more. RT @cryptic_journo: This is the greatest thing, of all time, ever. Seriously. pic.twitter.com/M13zOFqD

Put t' kettle on, I'm comin' 'ome! I got the job and I'm coming back to Yorkshire! 💚🎉  http://instagr.am/p/Vb9b6QM93e/ 

I can't think of any higher accolade than "a good egg". In my mind, being a good egg is just IT. It's perfection really.

I'm going to get "wanna get drunk and fool around?" as the text on my great white shark/Jaws tattoo. Cos it's my fave line. LOL

King LONG amirite?

Never 4get RT @garabe: still think about 'the day that brian harvey ate 47 baked potatoes then ran himself over'

Rob's getting the cats super pumped for din-dins. They're meowing their faces off and he's shouting "RAISE DA ROOF FOR DIN DIIIIIIINS!"

Where is Jessica Hyde? Acting classes hopefully. #utopia

YESS! I've collected all the Billett siblings like Pokemon! @sarahbillett @chris_billett @louise_billett @realsambillett BOOM!

"on rute to Bradford". Wrong. So wrong.

Average woman has 4 sexual partners in her lifetime? Smashed it mate.

Vicky McClure is just about breaking my heart in half. Amazing TV. #thisisengland88