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I don't know how long I can keep up the "go make a brew every time a Daily Mail article is read out by my co-worker". I'm weeing constantly.
Chorizo, cheese and gherkin bagel for lunch, 10/10, A+++ would eat again.
FESH AND CHEPS
LOL @ Lol
"You can have an entire conversation just in emojicons!" O MUM 😘
Mum's not impressed with Frances's Peach Pie in the Sky with Frangipan. Her response: "oh fuck off."
Mum hasn't taste tested the spiciness of the chili and she's dropped a bit on the plate and it's burned through the plate like alien blood.
Dog just fell off the bed. LOLZ.
I just made myself lol thinking how annoying it would be if I just RT'd my entire timeline until the end of time. It'd be carnage.
here in my ball / I feel safest of all / rolling round in my ball / you can't touch me at all / in ball
Lets just remind ourselves of the song my brother in law made up about his hamster:
I love salted popcorn, my hilarious husband, watching films, ice cream, Pinterest, cats, tattoos, driving, sleeping, stoner metal, indie, techno and burgers.