It's so awkward when I get a boner in class and it flips my desk over since it's so big.

@sir_b0nkers http://t.co/a0aXdgL4

#FF @ticktockarena @the_assassinof @neesh_chal @justfourfears @falseish @catfanatic65 @crafangfran @gillanaire @xtrinkets @xsugarcube

#FF @xjabberjay @xsugarcube @xtributer @lawrencelyjen @mocqueenjay @everdeening @gingeroverdose @fakestjenn @ireneadiers they're flawless

@sir_b0nkers my friend let my try hers out and I suck at blowing. Don't get me started on fingering

Casually showing off Payton's eye to my sisters

That's why my armpit is so colorful

I secretly cut people's hair in class and sew it onto my armpits

I collect my poop in a jar and then I smell it every night before I go to bed

#FF @xcloved @xdauntiess @xdauntiess @xshialabeouf @xtrainwrecked @derplikejen @crunchycato @fkntwisparkle @fadedradiance @harry_19yrslatr

Bestiality RT @sir_b0nkers: waiting for my family to leave so i can FUCK BITCHES

Extreme wrestling. When you're old enough you level up and don't have to wear clothes and you get to yodel

Are you on your period

What are Emma Stone fans called. stoners? @sir_b0nkers

How @sir_b0nkers dances http://t.co/bYBRG0k6

@sir_b0nkers http://t.co/XBkGMIl3

“@harry_19yrslatr: When Severus Snape`s mum named him 5everus. I gess becuz itz moar den 4evrus.” I crey evry tyme!

Emma Stone is so hot

I hate how my penis sticks out from the bottom of my pants when I wear capris. so annoying, ugh.

Why are bad songs so catchy