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i want a million things, but i'd give up 999,999 of those things for number one.
I'm going shopping when I get off work and I don't give a single fuck about it.
I'm illiterate & I'm ok with it.
just watched a guy too busy checking
our girls that he just walked smack into the glass door! #awesome
This girl just crop dusted me on the escalator. Ho.
I'm kind of over it.
If you post pictures of yourself layin in a tanning bed on facebook. #youreaslut
why does everyone think that getting your pictures taken makes you a modellllllll??? kill me now!
I want a corndog.
i'm completely inappropriate ... but i'm pretty, so it's cool.