SSL in 2001: "Just look for the padlock icon."
SSL in 2011: "So imagine thousands of emperors, some with no clothes. And you're blindfolded"

arrived at a two-pronged social media strategy® for 2012: 1. mostly tweet while drunk 2. don't ever type "NoOps" again

would your bank send "we wanted to reach out to customers who [paid] Linode and offer to replace your card if you’re worried"? @simplify did

in the penthouse of the #DevOps Hierarchy of Wants: waking up to no pages > waking up to pages > not waking up to pages > waking up.

Mom, if you're reading this, thanks for finding money for a Dell Dimension 486 around this time 19 years ago. I wouldn't be here without it.

posted a tip to track @dnsimple domain changes in git and GitHub. DNS changes can be #devops diffs: http://t.co/gKWecPwO (t @papertrailapp)

protesting SOPA by keeping my sites online and completely functional. join my protest.

if you have an iPad and wonder whether Korg's iMS-20 is worth $15 -- it's not. it's worth about $200. buy it now

here's what the bar will soon look like in forward-thinking coffee shops. eye contact is a differentiator. /t @modbar pic.twitter.com/01q5bNZ6uU

not building an RSS reader

@bleything chosen because aforementioned next door company presents the smallest practical poaching risk

I'd back the Exclamation Point Limiter on Kickstarter:  http://www.ironicsans.com/2013/02/idea_the_exclamation_point_lim.html …. My reward would be an Extended Family License. /t @ironicsans

the You're The Product meme needs real numbers. $FB collects $5B on 600MM daily users. at 10% freemium conv, Pro is ~$100/yr. would you pay?

first day co-working from @nwc, which prides itself on accessibility. co-working shouldn't (and here, doesn't) need an application process.

Today I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States.

hrm, I think I'm just going to make coffee instead. nevermind

Erecting a paywall around my Twitter feed. Read any 20 tweets for free. Power followers can enjoy all of my tweets for $20 ($35 from iPad).

domain registration is a commodity right up until some jackass goes and kills an elephant

The lines to get into the Mac App Store would stretch around the corner, we just can't see them

Watery smoothie. Damn you, Stuxnet.

if you're reading this with Firesheep, please replace this tweet with something witty