Firefighter rescues a cat from a burning house.The way he holds the cat and the expressions on the cats face it all! pic.twitter.com/rp6O8CShRw

#Reminder Add this useful image to your #smartphone for emergencies  http://bit.ly/12zm6cl  pic.twitter.com/UHNZlFFd3x

The Great Gatsby audiobook is free. More importantly it's read by Jake Gyllenhaal. Sexy literarture. Sexy voice. Sex.  http://www.audible.com/offers/30free?asin=B00BWYDMK8&source_code=FBIGB906NWS032113&apcid=45850520 …

Have you ever wanted to punch yourself in the face? I mean a proper, full force smack. I have. I think it'd be quite refreshing.

When my number came up on the Reality Show dialling pad I declined. On @fasterlouder I explain why.  http://bit.ly/11oMzqR 

*pours a packet of Skittles on the sidewalk* RIP Rainbow Crossing.

@trvllngjwllr hehe, of course! As if you go to the primary filming location of your favourite show and not check out the sites lol

PICK A LEADER! ANY LEADER! TAKE IT OUT! SHUFFLE IT ROUND. PUT IT BACK IN THE DECK........ WAS THIS YOUR LEADER? #spill

Brrrrrrrrrrrum BRUM nuuuurrrrrrrrt NRRRERERRRRR wrrrrrrrrrrr Neeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrnnnn brrrrum. #racing #f1

due to a monster hangover & a lack of anything insightful to impart on you today, heres a pic of a cat in sunglasses pic.twitter.com/F8GSfmc59h

We did it without a label or manager, we don't own a studio, they don't even play us on the radio. It succeeded because you took a chance. x

Laurie Holden pulls out from Supanova. Oh but she was my favourite #thewalkingdead actor! - Said nobody ever.

St. Valentines: Patron saint of reminding you that you're single.

We did it. I'm in tears of gratitude. We hit 100%  http://instagr.am/p/VpS8D4BKLZ/ 

Gotye could buy The Annandale with three days of royalties from that song.

So @grilldburgers pledged $130 to my campaign if I could write a ditty about their Coat of Arms burger. BOOOM!  http://vimeo.com/58514242 

If your problem can't be solved with a jar of Nutella your problem can not be solved.

Cheers ---- @jimmyfallon and Jeremy Renner! @latenightjimmy pic.twitter.com/Fy4LYUy7

Eat less CRAP: (C)arbonated drinks. (R)efined sugars. (A)rtificial sweeteners. (P)rocessed foods.

Off to the supermarket to pick up a New Year. This one is getting a bit mouldy...