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True love test: Put your girl & your dog in the trunk and close it.
Come back in 1 hour. See which one is happy to see you. Test over....
Off to referee. I wonder how many delusional parents that think their kid have a modicum of athletic ability, will give me shit today?
The length of this conversation is greatly exceeding my interest.
Putting on the foil, coach.
Hey 4th grade basketball Dad! STFU. U don't know the rules, your kid sucks, and you're embarrassing yourself and yr kid. Grow up Dickhead!
No matter how many games I've ref'd there's always some coach that pisses me off. And I have to go back in an hour. Psyche! Not really
Not many better character actors out there than Donald Sutherland. Just saying.....
Heard of the dyslexic atheist, he doesn't believe in dogs. Sorry I know it's old, but it's early.....
Hey Meth Head begging for money so u can get yr kids home. No one believes you. But if u come straight out & ask for Meth $, I'll give u $
Once asked by GF to say everything running thru my head for 5 min, 45 seconds in she says that's enough. How the hell do you read into that?
Have no F'ing idea where I came up with that analogy
With everyone on this train's coughing, I feel like its some weird Polar Express Train to emphysema-ville.
That voice in my head just told me to take someone out today.
And now a crying baby? Really? I mean who takes a damn baby on the commuter train?
Hey Train Gods - Fuck you!!
Oh wtf. The lights on the train went out and Drunky McWaundering eye is now singing. Oh Lord take me now
Drunk, unshaven, toothless, aromatic guy with a lazy eye, slurring thru a cellphone conversation on the train. Ladies you're missing out.
Two Asian ladies on train yelling tonight.....haven't heard a sound like that since 2 cats were screwing in my backyard. Scary…
Hey lame ass guy on the train. It's a 2 seat bench, move the fuck over. Oh and put yr knees together will ya. You suck, drive your car
one more stupid question, it's up to the bell tower I go
Father, Dog Owner, Coach, Ref, Boss, Trail Runner, Beer lover, Wannabe Ultrarunner, Smart Ass, whatever.....