• Greetings!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    True love test: Put your girl & your dog in the trunk and close it.

    Come back in 1 hour. See which one is happy to see you. Test over....

    • 7
    • FAVS
    BenBluthOrvllShrednbchrCoatCzechRegularBarflypostdemon__roughdictionsnickychick
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    BenBluthsnickychick
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Off to referee. I wonder how many delusional parents that think their kid have a modicum of athletic ability, will give me shit today?

    • 2
    • FAVS
    Sarcasmicfiendsemperabsurda
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    The length of this conversation is greatly exceeding my interest.

    • 1
    • FAV
    LuckyLea13
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Putting on the foil, coach.

    • 1
    • FAV
    Braun_Shooga
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Hey 4th grade basketball Dad! STFU. U don't know the rules, your kid sucks, and you're embarrassing yourself and yr kid. Grow up Dickhead!

    • 1
    • FAV
    Sarcasmicfiend
  • tsank
     
    NE Trail Runner @tsank

    @mmajunkiewhore Didnt like your gifts much, huh?

    • 1
    • FAV
    Spartacunt
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    No matter how many games I've ref'd there's always some coach that pisses me off. And I have to go back in an hour. Psyche! Not really

    • 1
    • FAV
    BitchingMe
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Not many better character actors out there than Donald Sutherland. Just saying.....

    • 1
    • FAV
    mecreature
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Heard of the dyslexic atheist, he doesn't believe in dogs. Sorry I know it's old, but it's early.....

    • 1
    • FAV
    BachiBawlz__
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Hey Meth Head begging for money so u can get yr kids home. No one believes you. But if u come straight out & ask for Meth $, I'll give u $

    • 1
    • FAV
    trixieganem
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Once asked by GF to say everything running thru my head for 5 min, 45 seconds in she says that's enough. How the hell do you read into that?

    • 1
    • FAV
    Samson_Baines
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Have no F'ing idea where I came up with that analogy

    • 1
    • FAV
    BitchingMe
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    With everyone on this train's coughing, I feel like its some weird Polar Express Train to emphysema-ville.

    • 1
    • FAV
    Sarcasmicfiend
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    That voice in my head just told me to take someone out today.

    • 1
    • FAV
    Sarcasmicfiend
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    And now a crying baby? Really? I mean who takes a damn baby on the commuter train?
    Hey Train Gods - Fuck you!!

    • 1
    • FAV
    KittySaysMeeow
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Oh wtf. The lights on the train went out and Drunky McWaundering eye is now singing. Oh Lord take me now

    • 1
    • FAV
    CandicePantz
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Drunk, unshaven, toothless, aromatic guy with a lazy eye, slurring thru a cellphone conversation on the train. Ladies you're missing out.

    • 1
    • FAV
    CandicePantz
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Two Asian ladies on train yelling tonight.....haven't heard a sound like that since 2 cats were screwing in my backyard. Scary…

    • 1
    • FAV
    CandicePantz
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    Hey lame ass guy on the train. It's a 2 seat bench, move the fuck over. Oh and put yr knees together will ya. You suck, drive your car

    • 1
    • FAV
    CandicePantz
  • tsank
      NE Trail Runner @tsank

    one more stupid question, it's up to the bell tower I go

    • 1
    • FAV
    CandicePantz
@tsank

@tsank

Father, Dog Owner, Coach, Ref, Boss, Trail Runner, Beer lover, Wannabe Ultrarunner, Smart Ass, whatever.....