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Alrite.What channel is the freakin yule log fire on? I don't have a fireplace I'm gonna try it out. Ambience, ya know? Mood enhancr? I hope.
Uhh on my phone, the word KIDS autocorrects to MORE.....hilarious!! Very funny, Steve Jobs! Oh wait...I have a Droid. oh whatever. #suckit
2:15 am white widow bubble bath. Sounds like a plan. What!? I have a prescription. #suckit
Is it too soon to be Amy Winehouse for Halloween?
What?! Plankings not cool anymore? Well I'm STILL going to continue doing it for at least 8-12 hours a day 4 the rest o my life! #sucharebel
I don't want to complete you - I want you to come complete
Look, I don't want to be an asshole about it but feather extensions are fucking stupid unless you are Johnny Depp working on a pirate movie.
The neighbors just brought me a chocolate cake for no reason. Also, there's a piece missing....odd.
How many damn somas do I have to take to stop these back spasms?!