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Is there an eloquent way of listing yourself as an "amateur favstar tweeter who couldnt get retweeted to save his ass" on your resume?
Nothing kills the mood faster than a bisexual goldfish staring at u from across the room while ur trying to rub one out.
Ok have fun surfing The Twitter!
- Mom trying too hard.
my cat thinks I can't see her throwing gang signs at the birds outside the window
For Halloween I'm putting my house on the sex offender registry list of homes. Keep those lil shits away!
My 100% off coupon by staying home trumps any craft store's 51% off coupon. Suck it, craft stores!
I sure hope someone at work tomorrow will be glad it's Friday.
That stuff gets everywhere!
- prostitute at the corner flossing her teeth.
3 people having sex = threesome.
2 people having sex = twosome.
Now I know why they call me handsome.
5 days since I put up this bird feeder & no birds. Gonna put up a "FREE BIRD SEED" sign & hope The RoadRunner doesn't show up & eat it all!
I think this weekend I'm going to the Comic Con and setting up a booth as a "Non-Virgin." Autographs and speeches will surely ensue.
My preachy neighbor upstairs said I forget the true meaning of Christmas. So, for the holidays I'm nailing her to a pine tree with lights.
Saw this Asian daddy at the gym, and much to my surprise, his privates weren't all pixelated or blurred when he got naked!
Got an unsweetened iced tea from McDonalds & now I'm questioning the meaning of MY life.
Oh yay. Best Buy's offering free shipping if you pick it up at the store.
There's the people who hate Mondays, and the people who make other people hate Mondays. I'm surrounded by the 2nd half of that group.
Never seen anyone I could call "powerful gay" till I saw the guy selling me Skittles at the theater.
The apartment is friggin cold! How long before I can declare my balls legally missing?
Redneck Mexican. Elbow fetish porn soundtrack composer. Solosexual virgin sex-addict guy.
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