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low self-esteem punk.
Some bunch of dead liberals gave me the right to vote. :c #RepubGirlProbz
Imagine a chubby kid on rollerblades covered head to toe in pads, rolling down the street at a glacier pace & screaming. That was 90s for me
Here's my snarky, tongue-in-cheek, sorta racist acoustic cover of a hip hop song. What? No, I've never been punched.
A sitcom starring Donald, Danny and Crispin Glover as single dudes trying to find romance, titled Gimmie All Your Glovin'.
Ayn Rand: Sith? An objective analysis.
One time my dad gave me a very long lecture for not knowing a ZZ Top album title.
When Bruce Willis dies, they'll just film his funeral & call it "Died Hard".
My town is attempting a comic con & the top guest is my coworker's estranged husband who's been an extra in Walking Dead.
Alright Totinos Party Pizza, lets get ~CRAAAAZY~
....More like Han YOLO. *receives nobel peace prize*
*puts personal massager on butt* I like dudes now...
"This is combo number 5" - Lou Bega serving up orders at Burger King.
Graduates of the Ron Paul Homeschool Program will receive a fedora and trenchcoat as their cap-and-gown.
I really want Kanye's ''huh'' noise as my notification sound.
Smh if you aren't still up at 5:30 am playing the sax hook to "Careless Whisper" on a kazoo.