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Michael Jackson gives you one of those jackets after he fucks you.
If Carlsberg made lager (which they do), it'd probably be the worst fucking lager available (which it is).
Motown is called such because Detroit grew a moustache for thirty years to raise money for soul music.
Gutted about the Danny Baker show I don't listen to has been axed. Still, it means more time for him to tweet! I don't follow him.
HAPPY JIM WHITE DAY, EVERYONE.
Tulsa's lawyers will be threatening legal action if anyone uploads that shit performance onto YouTube.
Christ, imagine Eden Hazard at the pick n' mix counter.
Did Rowland just refer to Amelia Lily's fans as 'Lil-Lets'...?
Do women take Olly Murs seriously? He looks like he'd clap during sex.
Aled Jones and Flo-Rida on ITV. What a chat that must've been in the Daybreak Green Room this morning. "Yo, Whassap baby?" "Hello, Aled."
Westlife split over creative differences. The fat one wanted them to do shit songs and the gay one wanted to do fucking terribles ones.