still pretty happy I got a B on my assignment. notes said i had "a great understanding of victorian literature". i used google. lol english

Remember when that one guy tried to tell me where my cat Nuka's name is from? ah good times

@tvandlust oop well fuck that then

I could never be a music writer because it would hurt my soul to pretend for even 500 words that I care about Daft Punk.

I'll be clear- I got more joy looking at a few pages of Monster Hunter 4 screens at Kinokuniya than I did hearing about any of this dogshit

Microsoft vs Sony's stock today:  http://i.imgur.com/NVS8i3M.png 

I wish Remedy were working on Alan Wake 2 :(

Applause is coming from the back of the room, for those of you that asked. Pretty sure that's where all the MS employees are.

the new xbox is already out. it's called microsoft nintendo 3ds xl and it has the best games so buy one today

I invented this mars attack emoticon when I was a kid but it never caught on (@}:][)

Remember when I started the "add 'Charlie Brown' to the end of sentences" fad? I got no followers from that. Now I know how Iggy Pop feels.

@tvandlust REMINDER!! IMPORTANT!!  http://twitpic.com/bwi9ny 

Awesome guitar cover of a song from Super Hexagon:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljxyEHTihdw …

Saw $5 on the ground. So did a hobo who was farther away. I took it because obviously I'll buy better things with it, like whiskey.

if Sega makes the Wii U a dumping ground for updates and sequels to their few good franchises remaining well shit sign me up ???

Employee pranks CEO with pinup girl habit. CEO reacts admirably.  http://thehawkeyeinitiative.com/post/50432219744/special-guest-edition-the-hawkeye-initiative-irl …

to quote the character Jenn Frank, "where has all the pizza gone"

and reading celebrity gossip, those two things

Did I tell you guys I met Elvis Costello? He was beyond cool, unaffected by celebrity. Here's a picture of us. pic.twitter.com/ZffW1pg85H

I thought it but didn't say it and I should've: hugs to the momless