Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Referring to their friends by their last names
Taking a power nap so they can stay up to drink all night.
Flamin' Hot Cheetos
Playing QB but scrambling more than actually passing
I <3 Scranton
Life is like a box of chocolates: You're excited at first, then disgusted with yourself halfway through.
Telling a taxi driver you're paying with a credit card instantly turns them into Tuco from Breaking Bad.
Sometimes I miss the days before reddit when I could make a joke without one guy saying "looks like somebody saw reddit the other day ;)"