There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met and 195 countries I have not visited. Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town

#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope Pope Fiction

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

Oh no! A family gathering tomorrow which means social situations and awkwardness.

Totally not fangirling rn. Ps I am.

yoU CAN'T JUST THROW ME AWAYYYYy

Starting to hate myself even more and more.

when peoples hair is so curly that it resembles a pack of noodles

Sometimes want to carry on watching Sherlock but tired and exam tomorrow.

i don’t have a thigh gap because i am a mermaid *swims away from all problems*

Someone outside my house with a heavy Scottish accent is shouting 'Go away Joanne.' Should I be scared or..

'You're a demon' 'Don't be such a racist'

I say 'can you not' more than I breathe.

SCREAM ND SHOUT ND LET IT ALL OUTTTTTTTTTTT

*screams bc I haven't played this in ages* pic.twitter.com/qYWgl9Txuk

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

I want 99.9% of the clothes that Dan Howell wears.

@jackhavana yes, i am :p

Locked our maths teacher out because cunt

finishes LOTR ok time for some Animal Crossing