Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I don't have time to play Words with Friends. I play 140 characters with strangers.
It's just Twitter. You can follow back. It's not a date. You don't have to play hard to get.
If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy.
I worked from home and still had a tough commute.
Thought about creating a LEGO AVI, but I don't want to be blocked.
Do you ever tweet so much that you start plagiarizing yourself?
Pepsi is going to add Michael Jackson's image to Pepsi cans. Whitney Houston is being requested for Coke cans.
Before you let children create a Mii of you on the Wii, make sure you have plenty of self esteem first.
It is generally recommended to smile at people as you walk past them. It only works if you are not creepy.
Darth Vader was a mouthbreather.
CIA sext: wiretap that ass
I currently have 1998 followers. I'm going to tweet like it's 1999.
Life didn't give me lemons. I bought them.
When did we go from charging a penny for our thoughts to tweeting them for free?
If guns get banned, it may be a big setback for bodybuilding competitions.
When Siri is down for maintenance, it's referred to as "that time of the month."
Shout out to quiet rooms.
Research suggests multitasking may lead to a higher IQ. That means people on Twitter may be getting smarter but can't get anything done.
Free time is the most expensive.
You're not lame if you have a low number of stars or trophies. It just means you're not mainstream.