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Throwing away leftover bacon is the true meaning of cunt, right guys?
Settle down people yawning with your mouths closed, settle the fuck down.
I don't know if there were lights and a camera last night but there was definitely some action in my bedroom.
Always remember that blow jobs are accepting the very essence of a man.
You're somebody that I'd like to disappoint.
The trick to going bald early is to just be a tall man.
I'm not batshit crazy the entire month.
I'd fuck you but I'd never have your babies.
I'm horny enough to not have a safe word.
My PMS literally eats him alive. I mean me, eats me alive.
Trying to make me crazy isn't going to work. I already have a straight jacket for every day of the week.
It's a shame I hate you now, I never wanted to.
I can't talk business but I sure can talk about blowjobs.
If you want a blowjob, the time is THIS glass of wine.
Let me use your dick as a lipstick.
Just because you're short doesn't mean you're a pixie. Grow your hair bitch. Now strangle yourself with it.
If I had a pretty body I'd fuck strangers.
I'll stalk you right into your porn days.
My cervix simply cannot take another beating so fold your dick half darling.