Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Never forget who wears the dick.
Family pyramid photo shoots should be banned. You all look dumb piled up like that.
I want to be the reason you have to rearrange your dick in your pants.
If you think you're too tired for sex, you should try real sex.
Relationship status: Wearing a sexy panty to bed so it can just creep into my butthole while I sleep.
I can tell if you're a desk guy or a dick out in your hand all day kinda guy.
Farting is an adorable way of saying you never want sex again.
Individually wrapped chocolates. No.
Sitting on a plane and taking all the elbow space. I don't give a fuck.
People who don't judge you are secretly glad they're nothing like you.
The thing I like most about cock rings is that they keep the bush back.
Slowly slowly with your cunt behavior.
Pull my ponytail, please.
If you rush me, someone else won't.
I used to be a slut on twitter, now I just think like one.
Always say please when you're begging for sex. Works for me.
I'm sorry but if your T-shirt is blue and your begging sign is blue, I'm not going to see you.
Nobody likes an actual slut, just a slutty mind.