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If you want to be romantic don't write me a line but rather give me one.
My granny panties are so tight they're strangling my stomach. Yep, I'm kinky like that.
The older you get the hornier I get.
People who look perfect are the ones born fucked up.
Getting blowjobs are easy, just stop behaving how you do when you don't get them.
It's not you it's one to many pills.
Remember kids, there's no need to wash your hands every time after sex unless there's been anal play.
I was going to tweet about how I wanted to fuck you, until you tweeted about how you wanted to fuck her.
Kind words don't come free, except on Instagram.
Sucking dick very well compensates for a multitude of sins.
There's only one way to give a blowjob but many ways to fuck. Get it right already.
Perfect people are useless at blowjobs in case you were wondering about my imperfections.
So cute how he tells me not to hurt him before sex.
Sex is so powerful even the ugly ones think they’re hot afterwards.
Frilly vagina’s are similar to foreskins stretching over erect bulbous cock heads. Not ideal but I’d suck it all the same if I was horny.
Describe how your dick feels before I touch it.
Don’t lie hoarders, you’re never going to recycle.
Watch a romantic movie with your chick and get a blowjob. Go on then, get it.
If I ask to be hurt during sex I’m not interested in an orgasm.
Do me a favor and poison me, it will be a lot quicker but equally painful.
Nobody likes an actual slut, just a slutty mind.