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I'm assuming people with foot fetishes buy those sandals that strangle the big toes.
It's not my fault filters make me look amazing.
If you want to know how much of a fuck up you are, carry on talking to me.
Freak my creep.
It's amazing how much bigger a dick becomes while being shoved down your throat.
I'm so hungry I need to eat alone.
If you're dumb enough to fall down a ramp, you deserve to be in a wheelchair.
You're gross unless I love you.
Throwing away leftover bacon is the true meaning of cunt, right guys?
Settle down people yawning with your mouths closed, settle the fuck down.
I don't know if there were lights and a camera last night but there was definitely some action in my bedroom.
Always remember that blow jobs are accepting the very essence of a man.
You're somebody that I'd like to disappoint.
The trick to going bald early is to just be a tall man.
I'm not batshit crazy the entire month.
I'd fuck you but I'd never have your babies.
I'm horny enough to not have a safe word.
My PMS literally eats him alive. I mean me, eats me alive.
Trying to make me crazy isn't going to work. I already have a straight jacket for every day of the week.
It's a shame I hate you now, I never wanted to.