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The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.
Egomaniac has an erection.
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Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.
“Rawr” means “mathematicians are yummy” in Dinosaur.
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Dracula by Bram Stoker.
“You suck!”
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A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.
“Yankees Suck!”
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone by J. K. Rowling.
Kid knows magic, sucks at life.
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The Epic of Beowulf.
If you crash a Scandinavian party expect to have your arm torn off and your mom beheaded.
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Hamlet by William Shakespeare.
“I see dead people.”
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Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Orc FAIL.
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The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger.
Apparently teen spirit smells a lot like bad alcohol and failed sexual advances.
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Lord of the Flies by William Golding.
Don’t fuck with a British choir boy.
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The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss.
Kids play with pussy.
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I, Robot by Isaac Asimov.
Windows Security Center has determined “HUMANITY” is a threat.
Choose an option: [Enslave]
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames by David Sedaris.
“Mind if I smoke?”
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The Time Traveller’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger.
Crazy explanation for a naked librarian.
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis.
Teenage boy enjoys “Turkish Delight.”
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Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides.
“Just ’cuz I’m your uncle doesn’t mean I ain’t your daddy, too.”
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The Stand by Stephen King.
“The End!”
The End.
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2001 by Arthur C. Clark.
A fatal exception has occurred at HAL:9000. The current human crew will be terminated.
*Press any key.
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Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury
Librarians can kill you with kindness.
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The Trial by Franz Kafka.
Never trust the legal advice of an artist or be seduced by a girl with webbed fingers.
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