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java is like a spider
you’re content letting it sit around the house, eating bugs all day
and then it murders you when you’re asleep
Q: What do you call a KFC on fire?
A: A COLONEL PANIC!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Google's product lifecycle: Invite-only beta, friend-invite beta, open beta, shutdown.
Never play Cards Against Humanity with your family. It will be awkward, and it probably won’t be your fault.
iTunes is now Mac OS X.
Of course "Your Love Is My Drug", Ke$ha. You're a crack addict. Everything's a drug to you.
New Kickstarter campaign: Google Glass. Pledge $1500 and receive a Google Glass prototype in 2013!
Is an airbender what results from one getting drunk at an oxygen bar?
"Top Gun is not available to watch instantly."
COME ON NETFLIX I WANNA GO TO FIGHTERTOWN USA
My tauntaun is going to freeze before I get to the first marker. I will see myself in hell.
Only in MathXL does 13.75863365 round to 13.7587 and not 13.7586.
I cannot even begin to describe how much hatred I have for this software.
Oh, Ron Paul. Don't you know that the reason you won't win is because you are unelectable? Dude is a nutcase.
Professional Nerd, Central Michigan University student, cyclist, homebrewer, absolutely insane.