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Spending the evening by clipping out-of-context, truncated newspaper headlines about Mexico: "Ottawa says stay away from Me[xico]."
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Dreamt last night that I was sent back in time to correct a huge gaffe at Xmas dinner tomorrow, only to fuck it up. And shit got recursive.
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Just had a side-long glance at myself in the mirror; my wardrobe appears to have fallen out of a dotcom boom-era stationery catalogue.
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Teeny-tiny upside to recession? Muzak, the elevator music company, filed for bankruptcy protection.
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Just dropped a Lawrence of Arabia reference that I had no business making, which my boss not only got but riffed on. I have been out classed
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Well, sure, eating both donuts would be too much, but I'm only gonna eat one. The other one is only there to watch.
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Dropping deft lines while carrying heavy groceries to no response leads me to think ladyfriend and I need another few Highlander screenings.
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Slightly concerned that every non-performing Winnipegger at the Weakerthans show tonight seems to have 20/20 peripheral vision. Freaky.
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Just got back my MrTweet analysis. It seems to have a couple of decent sportsracers amongst a throng of hardchargers.
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