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Pussy waxers are the true artists of our generation.
A beautiful woman is more than the sum of her parts. Body, mind, and soul, a perfect combination of angel, lover, and soulmate.
To me, the strongest force in the world is a woman who loves who she is. Society cannot tear her down.
When we broke up, my ex-girlfriend left me with her box of vibrators. Told me she wouldn't need them anymore.
Women are so beautiful.
I have to admire you from a distance. Any closer and the sight of your smile would rip my heart in two.
Boobytrap backwards is partyboob. Carry on.
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. As good as I am, the bird is going to shit on the board & strut around like it won.
I think I got my Commodore 64 working! Q-bert time!
If twitter were in the real world, it would be the part in Eyes Wide Shut where they're all wearing masks and speaking in code...
To all the beautiful women of twitter who are also blessed to be mothers - may you be treated tomorrow like the goddess that you are!
A good friend told me that her heart skipped a beat when a man made her feel sexy for who she was, not how she looked. I took notes.
She opened her legs like it was her last act on earth. I drank in her passion like the world was about to end.
Ladies of twitter, you are all SO beautiful. I bow down at your feet so your beauty won't overwhelm me. Be gentle with us mortal men...
I'm 10 followers away from 500. Can anyone help me get to the magic number?!?
If you got locked in solitary confinement for the rest of your life, but you did have access to Twitter, would it be so bad?
I love having conversations in twitter that I would never have in real life.
Apples wouldn't bruise if they were bouncy fruit.
A confident woman is the most beautiful woman!
Good morning beautiful women of twitter. Hope it's sunny where you are - you've just made it sunny for me! :)
Scratch my back and i'll scratch yours. Firm believer in karma, never underestimate yourself and never let anyone step on your toes. :-)