My quads are AT LEAST two pant sizes bigger than my waist. There needs to be a rower brand of jeans @shit_rowers_say @bitterrower

You can tweet about Facebook not working, but you should never Facebook about twitter not working #rulesoftwitter

My hands bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like omg wtf don't touch me with those. pic.twitter.com/d9lv0ZQt

When I stretch in the morning, I make baby dinosaur noises.

I'm bisweptual and can scull and cox well. Come at me bro. @shit_rowers_say @diaryofacrewkid @crewlyf

Hey you haven't met me, and I know I'm crazy, but I stalk you on twitter, so marry me maybe?

I know this doesn't matter to a lot of you, but it would mean a lot if you did this for me. http://t.co/qmEz7YwG

236 years of being totally fuckin awesome. Happy birthday Marines, you've earned this day. Semper Fi!

BOYS, Y U NO WANT TO HOLD MY HAND?? http://t.co/CCvWgzCC

#ToysForTots has been done by the @usmc since 1947 to help donate toys 2 needy children. Please support your local TOYS FOR TOTS! #Marines

How I feel trying to wash my hands after I pop a blister @shit_rowers_say @crewbitchprobz https://t.co/1TeAHjDP

Put on a pair of straight legged jeans in my correct size waist and nearly ripped the quads open. @rower_problems

Walking by dragon boat races and my friend was like "hey, that's like what you do, isn't it?" sigh. @shit_rowers_say @crewbitchprobz

@mercedesterrell Chuck Norris was onced dared to piss in the gas tank of a diesel truck. They now call that truck Optimus Prime.

@sgt_mcdrinky pic.twitter.com/kB6dPIk9

The rower version of 'red light, green light' -- Row, weigh enough <3 @shit_rowers_say @quotes4crew

Winning. http://t.co/xHb6kxEz

This whole Trayvon crap is blown out of proportion. An ethnic minority killed another minority. This happens all the time regardless of race

"Dick blood and tears make the green grass grow! Now go fuck yourselves!"
#FF @aftherapy

I think about 90% of twitter needs this pic.twitter.com/BkQ5r49I