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I'm glad I didn't go out yesterday, it was Monarchy out there...
I once had the misfortune of shaking a ketchup bottle in a restaurant that had a loose lid, Hilarity did not ensue..
To be free is to be unhinged, only then can you swing freely through the doorways of your mind,
#TVFood Play your Carbs Right
The Rapture has been postponed due to un-prophesied circumstances.
Fart and the whole world asphyxiates with you...
Tweeting on the toilet is no different than the birds singing in the trees and shitting on you car below...
"there are things badly wrong in our society" Cameron.
Yes and the greed started with Thatcher and the Tories. It's their legacy. #riots
If I was Egyptian I'd be like. "WTF IS ALL THIS EGYPTIAN SHIT."
I used to be intelligent, then twitter came along and made me belligerent.
The three amigas #computerfilms
Is the Universe a poem of an individual?
Does the I always go through the rich man?
The meek have overwhelmed the elite.
The world turns.
The Fresh Prince of Bellend more like...
I have come to the conclusion that tweeting is best done up a tree in spring.
I showed everyone how much of a man I am.
Didn't anticipate the screams....
-40 | Jingle Balls Jingle Balls, Jingle and they'll spray, Oh what Fun it is to ride Stand along the way #christmasporn
I’m looking for a comic called Forces in Combat.
Issue 36 is what I’m after.
Anyone out there got it?
It's bloody typical isn't it, pisses down all the time you have visitors from over the Irish Sea, and as soon as they are gone, BLINDING SUN
Mad Muppet Vampire, totally one nutted, likes to go batshit crazy for no apparent reason. Keratoconus sufferer. Cancer Surviver. IT Techie Nutter AD SCCM Win