@twitless' most faved Tweets...
Music to a parent's ears: When SOMEONE ELSE'S child is having a meltdown. It warms my tired, tired soul.
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I suspect that a freak arctic storm is heading down out of Alaska, sending a chill thru the lower 48.
You betcha.
You betcha.
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False alarm. A Palin rep says that there is no divorce, but Todd will continue sleeping in the igloo, AS FRIGIDLY.
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Guy Kawasaki's "A Dozen Don’ts for Entrepreneurs" forgot the most important tip—DON'T listen to Guy Kawasaki.
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Poll:
A - Learn to create templates for WordPress
B - Learn some other CMS
C - Just punch self in crotch, repeatedly
A - Learn to create templates for WordPress
B - Learn some other CMS
C - Just punch self in crotch, repeatedly
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Is "whine flu" a thing? because I'm pretty sure my kids have that.
It's not deadly unless I kill them.
It's not deadly unless I kill them.
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Contrary to popular belief, parenting is in fact "all beer and Skittles."
But keeping the kids in a good mood does require the right ratio.
But keeping the kids in a good mood does require the right ratio.
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Reading tweets about American Idol is far more entertaining than actually watching the show.
Which I won't.
Ever.
Which I won't.
Ever.
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Had a good idea while washing dishes, and it had nothing to do with Twitter. I know! So weird. Maybe I should get some tests done.
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It's a shame I don't need to smelt something—the blast furnace just outside my front door is totally going to waste.
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Is it just me, or does "spelunking" sound like some dirty porn thing?
Well, it does involve dark, wet caves and unusual hardware.
Well, it does involve dark, wet caves and unusual hardware.
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Oh, hey, over-enthusiastic solicitor. You lost me at the "Shave and a Haircut" knock on the door.
Now get off of my lawn.
Now get off of my lawn.
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