One last try!! I've got two spare tickets for #NewOrder at the Mcr Apollo, tonight if anyone wants them? £40 each (face value) Pls RT

I've got two spare tickets for #NewOrder at the Mcr Apollo, tomorrow night if anyone wants them? £40 each (face value). Spread the word :) x

@jakesbakescakes We don't need no birth control?

Left foot red #twittertwister

Deja Vu time... We have a spare ticket (Mates got a wedding to go to!) for Happy Mondays this Saturday, Mcr 5th May, £25. Please RT

I've created a 'robots' playlist :) http://t.co/ZSX0l6qS @fennerpearson @hermionecameron @delphdahling @imatthews76 @smigulon @notorious_qrg

I'm Banksy and so's my wife #ModernPython

Just spent ages looking for my car. It had cleverly camouflaged itself! http://t.co/yx2LHrVR

This is AMAZING! Please have a look http://t.co/ymgGccu1 via @hellomuller

@radiovicky @smassiveraver RT @thepoke: Video of the Day: Masterchef and Techno together at last http://fb.me/12rMekF7l

BBC News - How tall can a Lego tower get?  http://bbc.in/11JYt12  @delphdahling @karenjeynes *science face*

There's a sign on the #M60 that says 'THIS SIGN IS NOT IN USE'. This troubles me more than the tree falling down in the woods thing...

“@quintinforbes: Pigeons only started walking like that after they saw Oasis at Knebworth in 1996.” <-- actually LOLing :)

Get your Electronic Ears on and listen to @fennerpearson NOW!  http://www.indigofm.co.uk/player/  #inyourfacexfactor

It's National Belinda Carlisle Live Your Life Be Free Day! Lets all dance, NOW :) http://t.co/n2mZsl9Z #liveyourlifebefree o/

*performs fan dance*

Pls RT :) #Instacanvas lets you buy and sell Instagram artwork. Help me get the gallery for @mpbroadhurst to open soon. http://t.co/9jBEN2o4

If you upgrade to mountain lion and have sound issues, reset the PRAM: http://t.co/K8KV9ExX @mattpoo @christwidale @lozcream @simple_john1

@derbados #Derblantis...

%20, the final frontier...

Possibly the geekiest tweet I've ever done :)