Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Congratulations to children all over the 3rd world on your new Broncos Superbowl Championship gear!
NBC provokes hair-trigger eyerolls these days.
KG and Pierce getting traded is a blockbuster trade. In the way that Blockbuster was a really old video store.
When Prince Charles sings God Save The Queen, does he get to substitute the words "My Mom"?
I'll have 2 Jacqueline Bissets and a Jodie Foster. Also, call me a cab.
I've been charting gun stories for two months. This is the worst one. http://www.lex18.com/news/deputies-pulaski-co-man-accidentally-shoots-and-kills-brother-takes-own-life … @kagrox
Happy Birthday to Elvis who would have been 850 pounds today.
In retrospect getting "2013" tattooed on my body was short sighted.
Here's the phone number for Keystone Firearms, the manufacture of Crickett Children's Rifles 1800 742 0455. Give 'em a call and then RT.
Just a reminder: if the royal baby is born a hermaphrodite, your pizza is free.
People don't lose battles with cancer. They get sick. And they die. They're not losers. Lets stop this fucking metaphor.
Sketch I wrote. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d7f13ada82/3-minutes-i-want-you-to-have-these-condoms … Vote it up kids. Featuring the indispensible @steelyken
@kagrox Don't miss the 12-year-old Georgia girl who shot two people when she dropped a shotgun at a gun range! http://accidentalgunshots.tumblr.com/post/44064770808/georgia-two-injured-in-accidental-gun-range-shooting …
"Some of my best friends are black corporations" -Mitt Romney 2012