Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
NBC provokes hair-trigger eyerolls these days.
KG and Pierce getting traded is a blockbuster trade. In the way that Blockbuster was a really old video store.
When Prince Charles sings God Save The Queen, does he get to substitute the words "My Mom"?
I've been charting gun stories for two months. This is the worst one. http://www.lex18.com/news/deputies-pulaski-co-man-accidentally-shoots-and-kills-brother-takes-own-life … @kagrox
Here's the phone number for Keystone Firearms, the manufacture of Crickett Children's Rifles 1800 742 0455. Give 'em a call and then RT.
Just a reminder: if the royal baby is born a hermaphrodite, your pizza is free.
People don't lose battles with cancer. They get sick. And they die. They're not losers. Lets stop this fucking metaphor.
Sketch I wrote. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d7f13ada82/3-minutes-i-want-you-to-have-these-condoms … Vote it up kids. Featuring the indispensible @steelyken
@kagrox Don't miss the 12-year-old Georgia girl who shot two people when she dropped a shotgun at a gun range! http://accidentalgunshots.tumblr.com/post/44064770808/georgia-two-injured-in-accidental-gun-range-shooting …
"Some of my best friends are black corporations" -Mitt Romney 2012
I really can't see myself working on Maggie's Farm any more.
The Othello I saw last night really left me wanting moor.
Bicyclists: if you're choosing headphones instead of a helmet, that's probably Saint Darwin sitting on your shoulder.
As Snowden's requests for asylum get rejected by the elite countries, I can't help but hope he also applied to some safety countries.
My new answer to the question: "Why have I never heard of you?" is "Ask my publicist."
Ann Wilson of Heart would have been so much better than Russel Crowe as Javert.