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This is your yearly reminder that “Born in the U.S.A.” is about a veteran trying to cope with his Vietnam service. http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Born_in_the_U.S.A._%28song%29 …
Being a Charleston gentleman means waiting till someone ELSE at the party pees outdoors before you do.
Someone posted pics of boneless, skinless, grilled breast meat w/ like a quartered eggo, & DARED to call that fuckery chicken & waffles! FOH
They call it a Saab cause that's the sound you make every time you have to replace a headlight at $150 a pop.
Seriously. Make good food and stop being fucking pretentiously trendy about it.
Today is gonna be a struggle, but if I can keep spending days like yesterday making mine & other vets’ lives better, I’ll take that any day.
HOOTIE HOO! RT [redacted]: I don't trust folks who don't like Outkast.
Been in a relationship so long the only STD I worry about is tennis elbow.
Signs we're all too damn old for this ish: Eminem's daughter has graduated High School.
"The crux of Christianity is the cross". Thank you, department of redundancy department.
Deleting your twitter because someone disagreed with you is the new taking your toys and going home.
It's like an angry badger fighting its way out of a khaki bag! Spouting inane things into the maw of the internet since 1200baud.