Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Deleting your twitter because someone disagreed with you is the new taking your toys and going home.
Y'all bitch about withholdings all you want. I'm just happy I GOT a paycheck.
That noise?? Just my tank of Give-A-Fuck running bone dry.
Tribes? Kressman is a Chickasaw now?
“10 of your friends like WalMart.” And all of those “friends” can go straight to the special hell.
IOP waterspout. I bet Jared is mumbling “GD Sharknado” while tweeting from that WX acct.
It’s my God-given right as a Southerner to sit on my porch sipping bourbon & talking to friends long gone. Quit staring & go inside, ma’am.