Girls who wear printed bras under a thin top so we can see it? You're all idiots.

Sauron: They didn't like it, but they should've put a ring on it.

"It feels like she's only singing to me!" -My conceited steering wheel, probably.

I hate being an adult.

They unblocked Twitter from the computer systems from work. Either this is a joke, or I'm about to get NO work done.

For the record, @starwars episode I in 3D made me remember why I started loving any kind of scifi in the first place.

Twitter: where role players who don't know how to table top properly come to pester those of us who have things to whine about.

Trying to FIND a reason to pay attention in class... #hufflepuff @hufflepuffworld

Clearly my memory is crappy, or I really wasn't here during the announcement...

The best part of Twitter is that it's normal to tweet with no pants on.

After many failed attempts, I have resigned to the fact that I will never be able to spell "simultaneously" by myself.

#PrayForLexi #PrayForLexi #PrayForLexi #PrayForLexi #PrayForLexi #PrayForLexi #PrayForLexi #PrayForLexi #PrayForLexi #PrayForLexi

Do you think music stars sing their own songs in the shower, or get their own songs stuck in their head?

My stomach just sounded like the sarlak from Star Wars and now I'm magically missing a shoe.

Is it abuse if you slap the hell out of your inner child?

At this point, if you can wash and dry something, the laundry tag should just say "the Norm."

What kind of a weirdo sits directly next to you instead of one of chair over? Creepy old men that watch you drink your soda WAY too closely.

If you've "never had a typo" in your life, chances are you suck at spelling and no one told you.

My name is Kai. Rt if you agree @thechrisangel's name is Chris.

My spelling was just so bad, autocorrect didn't have anything to say about it.