Braeking: Xbox one won't charge for new games, is forwards compatible, works with baby monitors, requires you capitalize Internet, edible.

I think Bronan O'Totoro will now be my default RPG character name.

Super Puzzle Platformer Deluxe could use a shallower difficulty slope to ease players in. Or I suck at platformers. But still lots of fun.

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Comparing PC/console power is fun for hardware enthusiasts and as a dumb flexing contest, but it ignores so much about the platforms.

Oops sorry. How do you close the chat window I can't move.

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@jedson3614 They didn't, but we'd be awfully surprised if MS and Sony didn't embrace the model. It's a buying incentive and revenue stream.

That was tense. Nice job Sharks! Now win on the road pls.

It's like PC gaming is this foreign last resort of oppressed gamers. It's just playing games on a computer, promise! It's fun!

The "I'm switching to PC!" reaction to the Xbox One reminds me of the "I'm moving to Canada!" sentiment. As a Canadian PC gamer, do I win?

Alright, elevated the debate to insane hyperbole. My job is done. Good day.

I'd rather gut myself and lick my own intestines than say "jiff."

Would be fun to see how well/cheaply I could build a media center-style PC capable of similar voice/motion control.

I also get cynicism over voice and motion controlled UI, but it's the future I dreamed about and expected as a kid. Still want it to work.

Not bothered by the Xbox One's focus on being a media center, because that's what I use consoles for. I get why the sad faces, though.

@brelston @collarduty Pls be Bark Elston for a bit.

Exclusives are a reason to buy a console, but not one to celebrate. They suck for consumers.

Dog changes everything.

The future is not in this tent. The future IS this tent. Welcome to TentBox, the most immersive press conference simulator ever.