When Ford steps down I hope he walks away from the podium, stops, turns, bows and shouts; “THE ARISTOCRATS!”

Alpine Tower is one of the nicknames I have for my penis. #ASUSAGM

EXCLUSIVE SCREENCAP FROM ROB FORD CRACK VIDEO pic.twitter.com/Gw4sIiXtJx

Boy sure is hot enough to shut the hell up about it out there.

Glad to see Queen's students are more angry about derivative dance music than a rector being impeached.

exclusive party like you probably won’t get in or anything

“@queensjournal: EngSoc currently trying to fix the problem with the voting system.” What, with hammers? THERES A COMPUTER SCIENCE SOCIETY

"I am not a gay icon." - @aswilliamson

Pitchfork music fest aka bad tattoo white people rendezvous aka sunblock society aka look at my dirty body aka hipster heatstroke hangout

Some of my favourites so far: "Dank Nuggington" "Weed Hitler" "BonerDude SixtyNine" "Toot Smeller" "Chillbro Swaggins" "Boner Junkmonkey"

This morning I was awoken by a guy in a Google shirt hovering over me, talking about the new privacy policy. "This stuff matters," he said.

lol why aren’t sum 41 vevo videos available in canada?

Who else wants a Sally and Glenn spinoff when this thing’s all over?

GOOD GOD is this a good song  https://soundcloud.com/ciara/ciara-body-party/ …

Dude posts videos of himself silently eating bags of baby carrots whilst listening to various podcasts. Internet.  http://youtube.com/user/joneatscarrots …

"Learning something new is equal to a 20% raise" - Stormy Peters #pycon

To the Somali drug dealers credit, I wouldn’t have been able to shoot that video without yelling out “WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR”.

is this what those steig larsson books are about?  http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm …

is my dog a feminist? is my VHS collection a feminist? are these ham slices feminist? is my HALLS Triple Soothing Action a feminist? is this

this is actually me pic.twitter.com/t4gw64ulp8